by McBady June 20, 2014
When you are hanging all over someone like a sloth hangs. Especially in a guy/ girl that doesn't want anything to do with you.
by Amandaisloves February 10, 2017
When one or more people make plans to hang out and spend quality time together, but spend their time watching other people do activities on a media screen. This action often coincides with copious amounts of eating and extensive periods of sleep. This phenomena is a cycle, with food gorging leading to apathy and loss of consciousness. Once consciousness is regained the cycle begins anew. Many individuals who enjoy slothing often augment the experience with excessive vaping in unventilated quarters. The suffocating clouds of vaping coupled with the stenches of unwashed, sweaty feet, work socks, shoes and stagnant, unattended food receptacles completes the ideal environment conducive for slothing.
Example One:
Delivery driver: Wow! Six separate deliveries to your house in the same day! You guys must be having a party??
Slothing person: No, my Fet Life partner and i are just having a standard afternoon of slothing.
Example Two: Person walks into friends house. He immediately notices a stench and two large not moving lumps on the couch in the darkness, a tv screen the only light. He asks his friend, what is that?? HIs friend replies, The two lumps are my my rooommate and his girlfriend. The smell is from them, they've been slothing all day.
Delivery driver: Wow! Six separate deliveries to your house in the same day! You guys must be having a party??
Slothing person: No, my Fet Life partner and i are just having a standard afternoon of slothing.
Example Two: Person walks into friends house. He immediately notices a stench and two large not moving lumps on the couch in the darkness, a tv screen the only light. He asks his friend, what is that?? HIs friend replies, The two lumps are my my rooommate and his girlfriend. The smell is from them, they've been slothing all day.
by Heavensmouth October 08, 2019
“Bro, look at Jordan slothing on Zack, he took 8 shots of 151 ten minutes ago and he’s completely wasted”.
by PastyLabRat June 30, 2018
by takemymedicine June 25, 2018
A group of friends that don't really do work, they sit around and laugh at one another until a teacher/boss yells at them.
Jack: Hey, do you think they're done yet?
Phil: No, they're the sloth fam, they don't get anything done.
Phil: No, they're the sloth fam, they don't get anything done.
by Abby Kninaka September 28, 2015
A disease that makes you obsess with sloths to the point that you keep screaming the word sloth every hour.
by Elite Green August 24, 2017