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Fat Fat Fatty Fat Walrus

A complete waste of skin and air, has limited social skills and is the ultimate in minimum effort and minimum achievement. Is know to have a BMI that would give the equivalent mass of a small moon. Often uses the alias of Bladezz online and can regularly be found stalking the forums of 4chan searching for fellow neeks and teen to gawp at.
Jack is such a 'fat fat fatty fat walrus' man, we need to do something about it asap.
by x427 February 8, 2021
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Big Fucking Weird-Looking Walrus Fuck

Basically just a fucking killer insult from Trailer Park Boys.
Ricky: Fuck off Phil you Big fucking weird-looking walrus fuck.
by Truckerboy1993 May 30, 2018
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I am the walrus. coo coo kachu.

A phrase randomly said from one to another when nothing is happening. Derived from the song I Am the Walrus by The Beatles, although it actually goes "goo goo g'joob".
"Jon, I am the walrus. coo coo kachu."
"No I'M the walrus you dirty bastard"
by Nahotnoj April 27, 2005
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I am the walrus. coo coo kachu.

"I am the Walrus" refers to the joke the Beatles played on everyone. They stopped playing live, only cut studio albums, and made no public appearances, citing the fact that one of them had died, and they left clues in their songs and album covers.

The Walrus is a symbol of death in England. Paul sings that line, to state that he is the one that died.

If you look at the Abbey Road album cover, it shows Paul as the dead one as well. Harrison is in white, in front, representing God. Lennon comes next, in a suit as the priest. Then comes Paul, barefoot, (you were buried without any shoes). Next comes Ringo in jeans, the gravedigger.
"I am the walrus. coo coo kachu.." is really, "I am the Walrus, goo goo g'jube."
by Chops92689 July 29, 2008
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The walrus

When 2 males and a female are having intercourse, and the two males have placed there penis both sides of your mouth.
‘Mate, me and Jimmy has this girl the other night.. she made the walrus look easy.’
by Thepositionguy69 April 3, 2019
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walrus cock

a person (usually male) with an annoying and morally questionable charachter that is not necessarily evil or malignant
-My boss is great businessman but he is walrus cock.
by Kosorur June 25, 2024
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Obey The Walrus Syndrome

A video that is only scary or disturbing thanks to one single element used in the video, typically music.

This can be demonstrated by changing the music in the original "Obey The Walrus" video to something more upbeat and happy. The video loses it's "scariness" and just becomes a random set of unrelated footage with some pop songs over it.
Person A: dude this video I found on Reels is so fucking scary, look at this.

Person B: that's only scary because of the music, proper Obey the Walrus Syndrome there buddy.
by rollacethejazzmaster October 8, 2025
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