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SMIRT goal

Specific
Measureable
Impossible
Relevant
Time- bound
That sounds like a SMIRT goal rather than a SMART one
by CWimby March 1, 2023
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dick goal

A woman' junk; vaginal; pussy
" Look at that' dick goal I'm totally shooting at that tonight."
by jjthekid June 23, 2014
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Goal

It's demonstrably untrue that positive emotion is only felt in relationship to a goal.
Hym "I feel (and I imagine other people) positive in emotion in relationship to things other than goals. Watching a good anime. Playing a good game. And after reading that here's what you're going to do: You're going to broaden the definition of 'goal' in an attempt to drag me into 'semantic space' by asking questions like 'Well aren't you trying to win or beat the game or raise your rank?' And No. Not all games are played to win. I have completion anxiety and often stop playing games before I reach the end (I started playing Legend of Dragoon and I just stopped playing because all I have left to do is max out my additions, collect all the stardust, and beat the last 2 bosses) OR (In games like Skyrim and Dragon Age) I'll restart and make a new character of a different archetype. Sure sometimes I try to beat games but my enjoyment of the game has nothing to do with whether or not I beat it. I even enjoy losing competitive games as much as I hate it. The sting of defeat fills me with vigor. I also neglect to finish anime. The stark reality is that you are not more aware of my mind than I am. This is nothing more than a narcissistic delusion fostered by educational institutions (See "The folly of psychology"). It's likely that I'm more self-aware than you are. But let's see... What else gives me positive emotion... Contemplation... Carbonated beverages... Besting foes on the conceptual battlefield... Watching fire... Hating things..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2023
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olympic goal

A goal scored directly from a corner kick without any other assistance in football(soccer)
Person: did you see the Olympic goal last night?
Perdón 2: yeah it was awesome!
by Rflow5 May 2, 2022
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Tinder goals

Spotting an old tinder match in public and following up on it 3 years later then bonding over Harry Potter quotes
James Tinder? Oh he's tinder goals
by Tindergal February 14, 2017
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Goals

goals is used by a term to describe a very cute couple For Instance many Kind people... actually Everybody uses it these days
wow that Fucking cute couple Is very cute... Kinda want something like that, actually Everyone wants what they have they're goals
by MIKEYFOSTER69 February 13, 2018
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Henrik Goal

A henrik goal is a type of goal in rocket league.
It occurs when your opponents just drives the ball in net after you failed a freestyle.
"Bro he's so lucky all his goals are Henrik goals"
by iphonepeter May 30, 2023
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