pirate fork

Using a fork, someone steals food from your plate, when you are not looking.

My father is always pirate forking me, finally one day I got angry and stabbed his arm.

My boyfriend will say, "Wow look at that," point and pirate fork my lobster.

by CyAdora June 17, 2008

fork & spoon operator

A woman so large, this is the only career option available to her

'Yo momma so fat her official job title is fork & spoon operator'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

[to hold down the fork]

used when "holding down the fort" doesn't do because you are referring to food.

At dinner, Julia tells Tala she is going to the bathroom and asks her to hold down the fork

by JuliaTala October 18, 2008

3 pronged fork

Triple penetration with your fingers, where the third orifice is created ad-hoc

Fred, two fingers in Meredith, and realising his thumb was lonely, decides to go for a 3 pronged fork and immediately and painfully 'digs his own hole' with his thumb.

by Fredster C June 14, 2008

rusty fork lift

A rusty fork lift is the act of fisting a man or typically a woman's ass and proceeding to raise him/her vertically (like a fork lift) until your arms fail or you can no longer maintain their weight.

Man did you see that?!?! He totally just gave her a rusty fork lift before he lost it and fell face first into her cooter. What a sick fuck!

by Wihlm Die Stealhelm February 6, 2010

Fell off the fork

1. (Phrase) meaning something was close to happening but either failed, was discontinued, or naturally dissipated.

Chloe: We talked and things were going well and then it just kind of fell off the fork.

Stephen: Honey, it was never on the fork to begin with.

by srmj17 October 21, 2019

stab me with a fork

used to describe an annoying or upsetting situation.

i have a math test today. stab me with a fork

by sophrs April 18, 2021