The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011
Get the The Battery Conservation Paradoxmug. a person who thinks they are cool, yet nobody likes them
the corner of the room where gamers ejaculate
the corner of the room where gamers ejaculate
I need to get home and release myself into the conservative
A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you
A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you
by goatinaboatwithatote June 24, 2022
Get the conservativemug. People who live in affluent areas of London Strawberry Hill, but down play their wealth and act gangster, or UKIP and Reform voters. They have balding hair and pointy features including noses and chins. They use the words donut and whheeyyyy a lot in speech.
When walking on the streets of Twickenham , a Cockney Conservative will come and befriend you by saying ‘Mate you just gotta sit back, relax and have some fucking chicken mate eeeeeyyyyyy’
by Mr Tumnus 90 May 1, 2025
Get the Cockney conservativemug. by B-man879 April 18, 2021
Get the Conservativemug. Conservative guilt is the action of pretending to be poor to appeal to the humble narrative, or ethos.
Fred: "Elon claims he lives in a box and below the poverty level despite immense wealth. As does Mr Beast, Jack Dorsey, Donald Trump and Mark Zuckerberg once upon a time."
Joan: "Sounds like more conservative guilt, Fred"
Joan: "Sounds like more conservative guilt, Fred"
by Cerebrex September 15, 2024
Get the Conservative Guiltmug. A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.
Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.
by ROBop March 18, 2023
Get the Coffee house conservativemug. Conservative making rude remarks towards Democrats that are are offensive and getting offended when Democrats play the same game back.
Conservative Racism example
Conservative: Democrats ruin everything. Never vote for them.
Democrat: Republicans are in a cult. Explains why every book they write hates Liberals.
Conservative: So much for the tolerable left.
Conservative: Democrats ruin everything. Never vote for them.
Democrat: Republicans are in a cult. Explains why every book they write hates Liberals.
Conservative: So much for the tolerable left.
by IcePanda April 11, 2024
Get the Conservative Racismmug.