Blunt talking

When your smoking a blunt and your so high and everyone’s talking and your there smoking and letting the blunt do all the talking

Me jake and jimmy were smoking a blunt and all I see rn is jimmy just blunt talking

by SemajSmokes November 28, 2018

Emily Blunt

the legend the queen the emily blunt. team blonde and brunette may rise, ombré sit down please. she claims to be a dinosaur towards social media but..... anyways she is our british icon and will always be, ooh and that side profile no one could ever top that. SHE’S PERFECT

nicki minaj: ayo bring in the blunt emily blunt
blunto: no no i’m gonna ignore you just like i did with chris martin

by kraninki April 10, 2020

full blunt

Full Blunt: adj

1) cool, dope

2) bringing one great satisfaction or pleasure

See also; half blunt (1. sort of cool, sort of dope. 2. bringing one mild satisfaction or small amount of pleasure)

You fucked Chrystal from the bar last night?!? Full blunt.

I heard you got a raise at work, that's pretty full blunt.

My girlfriend made me dinner but forgot the garlic bread, and the blowjob. It was alright, but still half blunt.

Carol ran over the neighbors pet iguana with her car. Not full blunt.

by SandraIsTheDevil May 4, 2018

Butt blunt

The left over remnants of a miss aimed wipe after taking a crap. Where the front edge of the TP gets caught between the sticky moist surface of you inner ass crack and the wipeing motion of you dominant shit cleaning hand. Then breaks off lodging itself in between your butt cheeks, only to be deployed at an embarrassing momment (e.g, droping your pants in a public restroom, gaping your ass in the doggystle position, or playing trickery on a TSA officer as they spread you for inspection and they think they have a winner)

I just found a butt blunt on the floor of the bathroom at work

by Tinabiotch November 10, 2015

struggle blunt

When you got that fatty and your boy be acting like he got blunts too, and pulls out a toothpick

I couldn’t believe he matched my fine cohiba with a struggle blunt

by David Cejmer October 16, 2017

Under-blunted

Whilst rolling a marijuana blunt, you, or a friend may realize something detrimental, you need one gram to roll a blunt, but OH NO! Your poor ass only has .6, so being the determined person you are, you continue on your quest for a blunted highness...

You roll the blunt, the end result (looking like a small pen, a tooth pick, a brown joint, etc..) is what is commonly known as "Under-Blunted".

I bought a dime sack and tried rolling a blunt, but i failed and under-blunted my way to sobriety.

by FEARTHEBRAVE April 18, 2010

James Blunt

When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.

I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!

That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!

Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!

by Josh April 14, 2006