Blade Runner

Noun.

When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.

"Van Damme!" Jason said to his wife whilst gasping for air. "Just throw the kid right in the shower and burn his clothes, Ian did a Blade Runner! We're never taking him to Taco Bell again!"

by Tungsten Red November 17, 2020

Blade

A boy who likes another boy

“Did you hear Justin kissed Mikey?”
“Yeah, he’s a blade”

by Chxpochx August 10, 2020

Tape-on-a-saw-blade

Trying to fix a situation only to hurt your own self.

Idk why Jack is always trying to get with that bitch Amanda. That’s like tape-on-a-saw-blade .

by BigDogYanaBo September 18, 2020

blaDE

A self proclaimed generic pleb, who thinks he is a pandit at getting back at people. In reality, he is just a basic dood who is most famous for his excellence at, well nothing really. He is found lurking in pepegas discord channel, posting shit comments and giggles to himself thinking he is owning everyone.

Random guy 1: what's your biggest fear in life?
Random guy 2: that I might end up as blaDE

by cuntmungdar November 4, 2020

Razor Blade

Razor Blade
The act of finding sexual pleasure in cutting people's hair and wanting to perform sexual asks on them even if they don't have hair.

Also refers to a horny bastard.

Boy 1: See that bit Adam he is such a razor blade
Boy 2: Innit mans moving nuts

by Your mum's MCM November 6, 2020

Blade Is A Cutie

His brothers name is Wolfiez. He's an insane box fighter, zone wars player and Arena player. However he is constantly overated by his so called "friends" which no one understands why he didn't cut contact with.

Oh My God! is that Blade Is A Cutie? I want him to shit on us! :)

by Anonymous Fortnite Player October 13, 2020

Blade

Younger brother of Wolfiez, Insane BoxFighter, Zone wars player, arena player. Constantly overated by all of his so called "friends" that no one understands why he even wastes time with. He is a controller player that will box you like a fish and eat your ass! So if you see him in a real game, back out before he gives you nightmares.

Oh My God! Blade is in the game, we need to pray that he doesn't kill us!

by Anonymous Fortnite Player October 13, 2020