Pre-Thanks

When someone thanks you for a job, action, help that has not even been started. Now you are obliged to carry out the action for them.

The teacher pre-thanks the technician during their text conversation:

Teacher: My Computer is going crazy. It is shutting down and flickering sporadically.

Technician: OK, I will be there later today to take a look.

Teacher: Oh, Thank you so much!

by CAR1999 December 20, 2012

Hey Thanks

Hey thanks

Me: Hey thanks

by Fiahaixn June 3, 2018

The Thanksgiving Stuffer

When you stick a large turkey leg in someone’s ass....knuckle end...and eat the meat end.

I gave my girlfriend the thanksgiving stuffer....so full and a little sleepy

by Wordsmithensonandwesson August 5, 2019

Thanksgiving Dinner

Begin by preparing some mashed potatoes and hot gravy. Next dress as a pilgrim and your partner as an indian. Next Paint your penis to look like a turkey. Apply the hot gravy to the woman's snatch and lather the mashed potatoes over her tits. Proceed to insert your turkey penis into the woman's gravy covered vag. Enjoy your thanksgiving dinner.

Last night was crazy man. James mom paid me to have thanksgiving dinner at her house last night. Mashed potatoes and moist gravy.

by James mom June 8, 2010

thanksgiving

The last Thursday in November, when white Americans celebrate the beginning of the rape and genocide of Native Americans by stuffing their fat belly's, as if they've ever needed a reason to eat.

I can't wait till tomorrow's Thanksgiving dinner. I am going to eat so much, I will be shitting turkey and cranberry sauce for a week. And I'll say a prayer for all those Indians who died in the name of our greed and gluttony.

by rufus70 November 24, 2011

Thanksgiving Syndrome

The unfortunate result that occurs after incest, sexual harassment, or intimate relationships are ended between closely-related family members, destroying all holiday spirit, hence the name Thanksgiving Syndrome, because of the dread of seeing that special someone at the dinner table again for the holidays, which would inevitably relive the once pleasureable or even forced orgasms that secretly occurred with that someone.

John: Why does your sister look so depressed when tomorrow is Christmas?
Mark: She has the Thanksgiving Syndrome.
John: The what?
Mark: Our cousin fucking raped her last month, and the unconvicted son of a bitch is going to be at our Christmas dinner tomorrow.

by Kevin Lao March 14, 2006

Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is a holiday that is celebrated in the United States. It is a feast day, where people characteristically eat the Turkey a bird which gives it the nickname "Turkey day".
Like many holidays in America it has been secularized. The typical portrait of the holiday is the typical American family stuffing themselvs at the table while watching Football(American Football) and the Rose Parade(A parade held in Pasadena California before the aforementioned football game).
The holiday can be controversial, many people say that this holiday celebrates the massacre of the Indigenous people of the United States that is not true. The holiday commemorates the Pilgrims, religious exiles from Europe, giving thanks to for their survival of the harsh climate of the American continent.

We give thanksgiving to god today for our survival.

Oh boy! its thanksgiving now we can all stuff ourselves.

by robotcity May 10, 2006