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LRAD terrorist

Someone that uses a long-range acoustic device to beam pre-recorded dialogue at target people. Sets volume to low to avoid detection. Usually sponsored by either USA, China, or Russia government. Always claims to be Muslim when caught in the act.
"I cannot believe I got paid 2 million dollars to be an LRAD terrorist to all these people. I'm glad for this kind of support. All these people are going to be broke schizophrenics by the time I'm done. And then the government will think that I'm the only loyal one and kill all of them by firing squad. I would never openly tell anyone that I am an LRAD terrorist though."
by fangedWu March 9, 2025
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touchtone terrorist

When someone only engages you via snarky text messages. Usually the terrorist is trying to get you to engage in a mean reply and then they play victim. They won’t answer the phone to clear up the miscommunication.
Good job not engaging the touchtone terrorist. Your reply was very nice.
by Therealtonitalks April 7, 2022
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market terrorist

A market terrorist is a dirty, low-down scoundrel who tries to manipulate the stock market for their own selfish gain. They spread false information and try to cause chaos in the market just to make a quick buck at the expense of other investors. These guys are the worst of the worst, and if you see one coming, you'd better run for the hills. Don't let a market terrorist ruin your day, and always stay one step ahead of these slimy characters.
After the market terrorist released fake information about the company's financial performance, the stock price plummeted and many investors lost a significant amount of money.
by Lavi Tozlov December 14, 2022
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terrorist cuddling

The act of sneaking up on someone and jumping on them to cuddle without them expecting it
She spent the entire afternoon silently maneuvering behind him, formulating a battle strategy, only to materialize from behind the couch and leap into cuddle position. It was a move straight from the terrorist cuddling handbook.
by UhhhOhNo July 12, 2012
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Eyeball Terrorist

An artist that makes disgusting, lewd, and pedophillic content that hurts to look at. This term was invented by Sydney Watson.
"Sidenote, what creeps me out so much was having to look through so much of this bizarre content from this particular artist. or eyeball terrorist"---Sydney Watson
by Eushshtb June 5, 2021
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terrorist

by westbrom January 23, 2025
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Clit terrorist

A man who is so bad at eating a bitch out that he bites the clitorious without knowledge of doing so.
Male:*eating out*
Female:"Ow you fucking clit terrorists"
by Ava_boog November 5, 2021
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