traffic maker

Badly timed traffic lights

What is this?! The green light was only lit for 10 seconds! It's a real traffic maker.

by MU7FIN March 27, 2024

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traffic

too many cars being combusted and being slow for toolong

therers an old lady in front of me causing traffic

by jakevi July 27, 2022

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Traffic Coned

Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.

Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.

by Adwala76 March 19, 2022

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I'm stuck in traffic.

a common excuse

Sorry I'm late because I'm stuck in traffic.

by isaac ILS June 15, 2023

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montana traffic jam

A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.

Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"

Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"

by EpicQ February 27, 2024

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Tra-Ffic Bad-die

Variants: Traffic Baddy

plural Traffic Baddies

Informal

1. You’re super comfy being as confident as possible, even when you know you’re straight wrong #DieOnThisHill

2. You mean what you say - Even though you have to do it through a fake account, you mean it. #ISaidIt

3. You empower others to be upset that you are upset about being stopped for breaking traffic law #HearMeOutFriends

Mya being a Traffic Baddie again, she doesn’t believe in any laws but the constitution. #MyEmployees

Jeff just got upset that the police stopped another reckless drunk driver so he’s making vague threats in Facebook Messenger, he’s such a TB. #IHopeYou…

by CCSDPDTraffic July 24, 2023

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