smack titties

When a chick's titties look like a piece of cotton sittin' in a soup spoon.

Damn, bitches smack titties are hit!

by Soy Sauce Jimmy August 4, 2016

titty smell

That special brand of odor that you can smell in your bra after you've been out all day tap dancin' for the man.

Question: Why are you sniffing your bra?

Answer: Checking to see if its got titty smell.

by metal_tac0_1977 July 18, 2016

Titty Tagging

The event in which you or the driver next to you is attempting to change lanes, but both vehicles either slow down or speed up which makes the lane change unsuccessful.

Both cars are side to side and move up and down, hence, "titty tag".

This asshole was titty tagging me on on freeway 59 last night, which caused me to miss the exit and make me late!

by vonhelsing20 October 29, 2012

sipper titties

Titties so small you cannot get a mouth full; you can only sip on them.

She has cute little sipper titties.

by tadpole17 August 27, 2013

Monkey Titties

1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits

What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!

by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012

Titty Sling

A bra, usually above the cup size of C.

Dayum, her Titty Sling must be huge!

by Ned Farr July 25, 2011

Titty Trap

n. Situation in which an individual feels compelled to assist or do some task, regardless of how abysmal the task may be, for an attractive female with an amazing set of breasts.

John fell into the titty trap last night and was not seen again for hours

by no1ofimportance November 13, 2011