The KAI(Kinda Always Insane) syndrome is extremely common amongst high school and middle school students around the world. It is commonly found amongst students in the IB curriculum however it has been proven that anyone can be diagnosed with this syndrome. The KAI Syndrome is generally a behavioral syndrome in which a student is obsessed with achieving high grades. This obsession can result in lack of sleep, extreme stress, and violent hitting.
Symptoms Include:
1. Rapid and Random Jumping
2. Rapid Blinking
3. Violent hitting
4. Constant Sleep Deprival
5. Headaches
6. A voice in your head saying you're not good enough
7. Constantly restarting projects
8. Regular Allnighters
9. Randomly screaming "Work!"
10. Randomly laughing
11. Cramming literally everything till the last millisecond
12. Freaking out at literally everything
13. Immense competitiveness
14. Debating with teachers for scores
15. Paranoia with classmates
16. Anger at unproductivity
17. Depression
18. Emotionally detached
Treatments include:
1. Sleeping
2. Not giving a shit
3. Accepting you're not good enough
4. Studies have shown baking surprisingly helps
Symptoms Include:
1. Rapid and Random Jumping
2. Rapid Blinking
3. Violent hitting
4. Constant Sleep Deprival
5. Headaches
6. A voice in your head saying you're not good enough
7. Constantly restarting projects
8. Regular Allnighters
9. Randomly screaming "Work!"
10. Randomly laughing
11. Cramming literally everything till the last millisecond
12. Freaking out at literally everything
13. Immense competitiveness
14. Debating with teachers for scores
15. Paranoia with classmates
16. Anger at unproductivity
17. Depression
18. Emotionally detached
Treatments include:
1. Sleeping
2. Not giving a shit
3. Accepting you're not good enough
4. Studies have shown baking surprisingly helps
*Kai walks into his classroom in the morning, his eyes have bags, he looks extremely unhealthy.
Leo: Woah man you don't look that good. What happened
Kai: I restarted my history project and didn't sleep.
Leo: Why? You already finished that a week ago?
Kai: Ya, but it was so crap.
Leo: Okay man. Suit yourself
Kai: We need to start our math project
Leo: That's due next month
*Kai begins to blink rapidly, and jumps up and down, and hits Leo violently
Kai: WORK! WORK! WORK!
Leo: Woah man! Ouch! Ouch! Have you been checked for KAI(Kinda Always Insane) Syndrome?
Leo: Woah man you don't look that good. What happened
Kai: I restarted my history project and didn't sleep.
Leo: Why? You already finished that a week ago?
Kai: Ya, but it was so crap.
Leo: Okay man. Suit yourself
Kai: We need to start our math project
Leo: That's due next month
*Kai begins to blink rapidly, and jumps up and down, and hits Leo violently
Kai: WORK! WORK! WORK!
Leo: Woah man! Ouch! Ouch! Have you been checked for KAI(Kinda Always Insane) Syndrome?
by Ovendid April 11, 2019
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Get the Insanemug. You don't have to go to a mental institution to see urban insanity. Just go to New York City and North Jersey and how they behave. They always give you an attitude from reasons only them could know.
by jb26 October 26, 2015
Get the urban insanitymug. Best described as a mental condition that is completely and utterly completely. Absolutely fucking insane. To the point where as I'm reading this actual definition. I can only imagine someone with such a point of insanity in their mind..... That at some point they just stop interacting with everyone entirely and if anyone comes within like two distance feet of them, possibly even less. They will show you examples of why they are completely nuts. It will be very visible to someone who observes someone who is batshit insane.
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by disky August 11, 2025
Get the insanitymug. 1. The mental state where one cannot tell the difference between reality and fiction.
2. The lacking of empathy, morals, intuition, sympathy, all emotions (Including surprise, confusion, curiosity, and shame) , compassion, self esteem, thoughts, beliefs, opinions, ideas, self-preservation, emotional intelligence, emotional memories, and a conscience. Also well as having no derives to help oneself or anyone else or not caring. Not having the ability to obsess, like, dislike, hate, or love : Apathy or indifference
3. Being experimental and not having a sense in where something may be harmful to you and may not sure, do only actions.
4. Repeating an action and expecting a change in the outcome.
2. The lacking of empathy, morals, intuition, sympathy, all emotions (Including surprise, confusion, curiosity, and shame) , compassion, self esteem, thoughts, beliefs, opinions, ideas, self-preservation, emotional intelligence, emotional memories, and a conscience. Also well as having no derives to help oneself or anyone else or not caring. Not having the ability to obsess, like, dislike, hate, or love : Apathy or indifference
3. Being experimental and not having a sense in where something may be harmful to you and may not sure, do only actions.
4. Repeating an action and expecting a change in the outcome.
1. He was criminal insane.
2. They said their daughter only had insanity and never did love them.
3. The youth is viewed as insane to parents
4. He never would understand that his girlfriend is toxic. He was very insane.
2. They said their daughter only had insanity and never did love them.
3. The youth is viewed as insane to parents
4. He never would understand that his girlfriend is toxic. He was very insane.
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