Couch Pumpkin

when a fat butted bitch hogs the couch for an extended length of time

"that couch pumpkin is still playing that stupid fucking game."

"what a cunt."

by dragunWarrior February 20, 2012

Sandy Pumpkin

The act of having sex on the beach

Bro Johnathan totally had a sandy pumpkin with Sally yesterday

by Memyaelf September 8, 2019

Diggin' For pumpkin

When one, usually a fat ass, has an itch in the ass crack (or a weggie) and proceed to stick their whole hand down their pants to itch and remove debris from their sweaty cack. The lint and remaining materials in the ass crack that are removed can be referred to as 'the pumpkin'.

Wow I can't believe that bitch is diggin' for pumpkin like that on the beach. That's nasty.

by GoNads2 January 12, 2011

Pumpkin Pounding

Someone who sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it

Me and the boys like to go Pumpkin Pounding on our off day from Bitcoin mining

by Denniss Kanetality April 30, 2021

pumpkin person

A very cool person who is a pumpkin.

"Pumpkin person is cool"

by pumpkinperson October 16, 2021

Pumpkin Harvester

When people who aren't really farmers, but something else.

That guy isn't a farmer, he is a pumpkin harvester

by TheSecondDuck January 6, 2013

furry pumpkin

a furry pumpkin is a hairy asshole or taint.

i was banging this girl and she had a furry pumpkin.

by chaoticbeauty13 October 28, 2021