The dirty Benidict

The act of dropping a hot steaming deuce into the parish church’s tabernacle just before Sunday mass and when it is time for the holy sacrament the priest opens the tabernacle only to be confronted by your steaming hot stool

The dirty benidict

“Fr murphy was less than impressed to find a menacing stool in the tabernacle on Sunday”
“Oh no shouted mrs oreillly someone has done a dirty benidict “

by Not Ian Paisley November 22, 2021

The Dirty Bubble

The Dirty Bubble is a villain on the show "SpongeBob Squarepants" this is his origin story.

After ejaculating inside a woman's vagina the seaman finds its way down to the woman's anus. The woman then produces flatulence which expands the seaman into a Bubble.

Hence the name The Dirty Bubble

Is now born.

Man: that was fun

Woman: Hold on... I'm about to make The Dirty Bubble

Man: "EEEEEVILLLLL"

by Swiftyclown January 30, 2022

The Dirty Platypus

The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.

Susan and I did The Dirty Platypus last night

by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022

The dirty Lahey

When you're fucking a girl from behind and she's close to climax and she interrupts you to tell you about a cute puppy.

I was fucking this girl and she totally gave me the Dirty Lahey

by Yagirlkidda December 9, 2021

The Dirty Schreiber

When you premature ejaculate on a girl's chest and then she grabs your face and rubs it in your cum and you spit on her.

The Galway fest champion gave that troglodyte The Dirty Schreiber last night.

by Cal naughton jnr March 6, 2022

the dirty reda

to cum on a ghost that then sprays your own cum back at you

I love the dirty reda

by *slobberly cums in you cutely* March 22, 2022

The Dirty Monk

When making love in an aggressive style, just before you cum, you ram your cock in your partners mouth, yell "GRENADE OUT" then punch them in the head...

Man 1: Man I gave Eljay "The Dirty Monk" last night!
Man 2: Damn bro while was watching Vtubers?
Man 1: Yeah.

by Skatinmonk April 15, 2022