A Dirty Jackson is when you have just finished polishing your rocket and you bust all in your hand. You then take the hand wit the nut all in it and smack someone in the face. This is a Dirty Jackson.
"Tom gave Ryan a Dirty Jackson last night while he was sleeping."
"I woke up with skeet all on my cheek this morning, but it was in the shape of a hand print, like someone smacked me with skeet all in their hand after they jacked off." Ryan said when he woke up.
"I woke up with skeet all on my cheek this morning, but it was in the shape of a hand print, like someone smacked me with skeet all in their hand after they jacked off." Ryan said when he woke up.
by yabba dabba dooo September 10, 2008
Get the dirty jacksonmug. by Spritey pussy tingles April 14, 2020
Get the Dirty Leonmug. While having sex in doggy style position the male ejaculates in the female and then shoots her in the back of the head then flees Mexico...
by Cajunfrys April 27, 2010
Get the Dirty Emirmug. by st3psis January 20, 2021
Get the dirty bobmug. The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014
Get the Dirty Gandalfmug. by Vh14 April 14, 2020
Get the Dirty maddymug. Similar to the dirty sanchez, while doggy style, sticking your pinky into the girls ass then reach around and poke her in the mouth. The point is to leave some brown on her front teeth.
"Last night I gave this drunk Freshman a dirty sanchez and when she screamed I doubled it up and gave her a Dirty Toothpick.
by DizzFabulous January 18, 2011
Get the Dirty Toothpickmug.