Crackfaced my teddy

Crackfaced my teddy : Lick my pussy
Suck my dick

1.Person: Ewww you look like a hoe
2.Person:Crackfaced my teddy,bitch!!!

by Big booty but not hoe October 19, 2019

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Teddy

A man who can fuckin loose his shit when he hears the word Teddybear. Also really handsome. Also may suck and Science and Math.

“Hi Teddybear”
“STOP!”

by billybobjoe2 October 23, 2019

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Teddy-eater

Idkk if your name is will but if it is you consume your teddies

Teddy-eater : NOm nOM

The pet store:
That’s our fish..

by Unknown000888 October 25, 2019

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teddy bear aileen

One of the nicest people you will ever have the pleasure of meeting

“Do you follow the nicest person on stan Twitter?”
“Who, teddy bear aileen?”

by Wmyb_lynn December 5, 2020

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An extremely hot man/boy who has a huge dick and can preform any sexual position you can name. Teddys normally have a couple of things that they are really good at and are okay at everything else. Teddys are really good at building things and fixing things. Teddys are extreme funny and all girls that he makes I contact with her wet and say “screw me please” but teddy won’t because he’s not a man whore but he probably has a beautiful girlfriend and treats her right. Teddys are ripped and shedded and look badass riding dirt bikes. Teddy is also self deprecating in a funny way but he also always has to be correct. Overall Teddys are very sexy and hot and funny and Teddys are also very athletic. Teddy alway treats his girls right. Teddy is the Alfa male 96% of the time.

Teddys coming by, don’t make Eye contact or you will be extremely turned on

by White clawes are for women December 8, 2020

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