Safety Susan

A cowardly person, unduly concerned with safety precautions.

This job would have been finished a week ago, if you hadn't been such a Safety Susan about it.

by BloodyCyclist May 19, 2021

MAGA Susans

(noun) – White, upper-class suburban women who helped elect Donald Trump, believing they were voting for a return to "traditional" Republican values, only to unknowingly support white Christian nationalism, authoritarianism, and Project 2025. Similar to the “Karen” stereotype but specific to Trump loyalists who fell for the illusion of restoring America while actually enabling its democratic decline.

"I thought my aunt was a reasonable conservative, but turns out she's a total MAGA Susan."
"MAGA Susans are gonna be real quiet when their Social Security checks stop coming."
"She still thinks she voted for Reagan-style conservatism—nah, she's just another MAGA Susan."

by MajorityRpt March 3, 2025

Susanning

Typical UHaul lesbian with a passion for not-fashion and highland cows. She strongly identifies with the L word and finds great pleasure in the idea of owning a strap that can not only provide the function of artificial insemination, that will not only provide her with an Ethiopian son named Mike, but "keep this pussy tight forever." She (currently) dreams of becoming a botanist and starting her own cum-unity garden in order to feed the underprivileged and wean them off of beef diets like baby highland cows off the teat.

You're totally Susanning right now, just chill out in your Mandalay Bay presidential suite.

by skskskskboy September 3, 2019

Susan Boyle

The single most sexy lady in the lands

God she's a right Susan Boyle

by Moredoors May 22, 2020

Lazy Susan

The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.

I plan to lazy susan that bitch

by GloryJoel September 15, 2019

Susan

A signature move of yours that you use on someone, whether it be a hit or a dance.

I hit her with a susan.

He was susaning.

by Aiden-Quinn Strand October 19, 2023

A susan

When you've drastically underestimated the number of story points on a story.

That story was a susan... I spent 40 hours on a 3 pointer...

by JBotics November 6, 2023