A susan

When you've drastically underestimated the number of story points on a story.

That story was a susan... I spent 40 hours on a 3 pointer...

by JBotics November 6, 2023

Snooty susan

A stuck up wannabe Karen who thinks she's better than everyone & holds judgment but forgets shes far from perfection...

Here comes the snooty Susan with her plethora of knowledge

by MegaBoooZ February 10, 2024

Lazy Susan

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.

Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”

by BradTheChad June 18, 2018

Susan

D a n & P h i l

Dan: That isn't me that's my owner,

Guy: Owner?
Dan: Oh Yeah I love Susan she keeps me in a cage
Dan: UHM, SUSAN IN THE AIR-CON UNIT ISN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME
Phil: Would you bum Susan Boyle for spare change?
Phil: Name the fish-
Dan: S u s a n

by Phannieanon June 2, 2019

A Susan...

A 5 Point Story that should actually have been 20 points

That Story should've really been a Susan...

by JBotics November 3, 2023

Susan

Discord kitten

Susan is such a discord kitten uwu!

by Miawutang May 15, 2023

Lazy Susan

The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.

I plan to lazy susan that bitch

by GloryJoel September 15, 2019