stiff

A customer, usually at a restaurant or casino, that refuses to tip after being serviced.

I gave that guy top-notch service but made nothing 'cuz he was a total stiff.

by J. Lebowski January 19, 2010

stiff mistro

A boy who hasnt gone through pueberty with a small penis who has constant erections

Hey stiff mistro you got a banana in your pants?

by krakajack January 10, 2009

shinfo

shitty information, something that isnt needed and doesnt relate to the topic at hand

"do you like metallica?"

"no i don't, but i might go buy iron maidens new cd"

"what shinfo"

by Lee Beaumont March 17, 2007

Skinfuck

The result of a drunk male attempting to insult another male on a Saturday night. The 'skin' part was due to the insultee weighing less than the insulter (a logical way to put someone down), the 'fuck' element used as it is always used in insults.

"...ahhhh, you're such a skinfuck!"

by Dark Electric August 9, 2008

skinflower

1: a tattoo - a permanent mark made in the skin by pushing ink into the dermis with a needle or other sharp object often with a floral theme

2: a human being; the energy of the flower of life made real in a suit of skin

3: the folds of skin between a woman's legs making up the labia - much like the petals of a flower... thus a skinflower

1: that rose on your hand is a beautiful skinflower!

2: we are all skinflowers!

3: your mother's skinflower was the gateway through which you entered this world as you...

you are a skinflower in the garden of life...

by 5un February 8, 2010

negative stiff

when the guys wood is anything but stiff..trying to perform with a lipm dick

Bobby wanted to show jenny how good he was in the sack , but when he tried to give her a hard wood, it was a negative stiff...

by lady D82 March 30, 2009

stiffen your neck

become stubborn

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003