Spanks

A unit of measurement of the homosexuality of a person. Often used in the context of 1-10 and abbreviated to Spks similar to Litres to L

1. Omg did you here about Max hes like gotta be at least 11 on the Spankometer.
2. "do you think Jesse is gay? asked Alanah "well hes gotta be atleast 3 spanks in my opinion" replied Grace.

by PaperKing April 7, 2015

spunk troff

a female who likes plenty of cock

i need me a spunk troff my balls are like water melons

by robunda April 22, 2006

spunka

One who spunks; usually a ratty, be-shellsuited chav type, the names of whose conquests (if known) are invariably found carved into trees, benches, parked cars an' that, just after they've been fucked.

"Spunka woz ere"; "Spunka 4 Shazza"

by Spunktastico October 12, 2008

spunk

Another word for sperm. Usually implies that the spunk is white and extremely thick.

Spunk is typically large in quantity.

"Aye, Daniel! It looks like your dad spunked all over your face...ha-ha!"

by Gylo Williams November 20, 2015

Spunk

Spunk--meaning 'Happy'

"I am very spunk today"
"I'm so spunk that I could take the world on my shoulders"

"I AM PREGNANT! I AM SO SPUNK"

by GalmyLouffy October 18, 2016

Spunk

British slang for cum or jizz.

"So how was last night with that american guy?"
"I can still taste his spunk."

by KingKavaan May 4, 2015

Spunk-bomb

1.a girl who has ridden a cock so hard, that the subsequent ejaculation causes her box to balloon with semen.

2. a fat munter

that Friginia, she is a walking, talking spunk-bomb

by champignons May 2, 2005