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birthday spanking

An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.

Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.

This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!

Smack! “One”

Smack! “Two”

Smack! “Three”
…..

SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
by redcaboose May 24, 2023
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Shark spanked

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.
Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!
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spanking season

spank the people that have a dinglo larger than 1 cm
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spank the bank

To withdraw money from an Automated Teller Machine (ATM).
I'm low on cash so I need to swing by the Sheetz, Wawa or Turkey Hill and spank the bank.
by Uncle Dave w/ the Hat January 30, 2020
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Spank walk

When you go on a walk and you jack off in a public place. But not in a public bathroom.
I went on a spank walk last night. Example: I jacked off in the bushes by the park.
by cccth II rphyd October 26, 2016
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Spank Eye

A look of disbelief, often with a hint of sass.
I told him I was going to win at scrabble, but then he gave me the spank eye.
by SpankEyeCreator1 December 31, 2017
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rape spankings

The form of Raping someone then spanking them so hard they start to bleed.
After sex, one could give rape spankings to the other because they weren’t good in bed.
by Big ball sack 1234 May 4, 2018
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