The AT&T and AOL of the Philippines that delays requested transactions from clients, and mostly steals from clients account balance 'cos of their fucking ass promos that I don't get. Another thing is they suck the network signal that many messages got on-hold their ass to my outbox. That's why I use mainly Globe's partner, TM.
Damn, Smart Buddy, as well as Talk N Text, got cockles in their promo nowadays. It's time to switch TM ASTIG networks.
by 348r7sc0w385u November 16, 2010
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"We had no idea my uncle had farted as all we heard was his coughing, unfortunately his wry smile and the smell gave it away...so he admitted to his smart fart"
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Some girls are smart because they put cheets in their bras so that the teachers dont know that they are cheeting on tests
by mrunner December 12, 2008
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by Shane Norwasky June 15, 2010
Get the Smart Bitch with Dim Balls mug.When a male or female takes part in sexual activity within a group of friends but does so in such a way that no one notices because of clever timing and casual body language.
"Where do you think Rob went while he strolled off in the park earlier?"
"He was probably fucking Rosie up that tree"
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"Why did it take the police so long to track down the rapist?"
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by Whutwhutwhut September 10, 2012
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Get the Smart Ass mug.Hym "The cure for.... That son of a bitch!"
Iam "Eh.... Yeah... That's a little embarrass..."
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Iam "...Sorry..."
Hym "............."
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Iam "..........."
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Hym "............."
Iam "I mean.... We said the..."
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Iam "..........."
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by Hym Iam April 15, 2022
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