by Trogan44 February 05, 2017
Daniel: I haven't heard you sing.
Sofia: That's good.
Daniel: :D
Daniel: *D:
Daniel: Excuse my Duerfian Slip. I do really want to hear you sing.
Sofia: That's good.
Daniel: :D
Daniel: *D:
Daniel: Excuse my Duerfian Slip. I do really want to hear you sing.
by AmmaNazi May 23, 2013
An accidental emoji or image sent to the person you are texting that is uncomfortably relevant to the context of your conversation and your true feelings. Albeit badly timed. It is often embarrassing.
"Oh my god did you hear that Ben accidentally sent Tabetha a floating heart emoji ! "
" I don't think it was accidental at all ! Sounds like a Phonian slip to me! "
" I don't think it was accidental at all ! Sounds like a Phonian slip to me! "
by er6ben August 11, 2020
when ones dick is inserted to fun dip powder and slipped into his soulmates mouth while he crunches on the fun dip as loudly as possible
also known as a saying when leaving the house
also known as a saying when leaving the house
by theothecat13 February 10, 2021
stupidest punishment Park jr high middle school can offer. If you get three you get a BIC, which is hella gay.
(Bro): Man, I got two green slips today.
(Us): Imagine, we have 15 BICS
(The Random Ass Bird): what the actual fuck are these stupid ass creatures talking about
(Us): Imagine, we have 15 BICS
(The Random Ass Bird): what the actual fuck are these stupid ass creatures talking about
by nevets_ September 09, 2023
Noun: an insertion made by a spellchecker, autocorrection, and/or predictive text function in a communication device that reveals a conscious and/or subconscious thought, feeling, desire, etc., unintended to be sent by the messager. From "Freudian slip," where the speaker utters an unintentional subconscious thought/feeling.
The Googlian slip revealed the defendant's possible homicidal tendencies by correcting the word "grabbing" to "stabbing" in his late iMessage to the deceased.
by SCNDRCLCK May 09, 2017
Blue Slip: You see, folks, it's corporate jargon for when your job's on the rocks but hasn't quite hit the unemployment iceberg yet. It's like telling your significant other, 'We're on a break,' but you're still sharing the same bed. You'll be at the office, but it's more like a bad one-night stand you can't escape. In the grand comedy of life, the blue slip is that awkward punchline that leaves you wondering, 'Is this a joke, or am I the punchline?'"
"Blue Slip: It's like when your boss wants to break up with you, but they're not ready to commit to the 'we're over' text just yet. It's the awkward in-between, where you're still on the company payroll, but your desk chair suddenly feels a lot colder. You'll be attending meetings, but it's more like a support group for the soon-to-be jobless. Remember, a blue slip is just a pink slip in denial, and your career's on life support!"
Blue Slip, man, you know what I'm sayin'? It's like when your boss hands you that blue piece of paper, and you're sittin' there goin', 'Hold up, am I still employed, or am I in a time-out?' It's that limbo between job security and job insecurity, Joe Rogan. You're showin' up to work, but it's like a sitcom where you're the only one not laughin', and the boss is the straight-faced villain. Blue slip, it's the corporate version of 'I'm not mad, just disappointed,' bro."
"Blue Slip: It's like when your boss wants to break up with you, but they're not ready to commit to the 'we're over' text just yet. It's the awkward in-between, where you're still on the company payroll, but your desk chair suddenly feels a lot colder. You'll be attending meetings, but it's more like a support group for the soon-to-be jobless. Remember, a blue slip is just a pink slip in denial, and your career's on life support!"
Blue Slip, man, you know what I'm sayin'? It's like when your boss hands you that blue piece of paper, and you're sittin' there goin', 'Hold up, am I still employed, or am I in a time-out?' It's that limbo between job security and job insecurity, Joe Rogan. You're showin' up to work, but it's like a sitcom where you're the only one not laughin', and the boss is the straight-faced villain. Blue slip, it's the corporate version of 'I'm not mad, just disappointed,' bro."
Example 1:
**David**: "Mike, can we chat for a moment?"
**Mike**: "Sure, boss, what's up?"
**David**: "Well, Mike, I've been noticing some performance issues lately. So, consider this your blue slip. You're not fired yet, but you've got some work to do."
**Mike**: "Got it, David. I'll step up my game."
Example 2:
**David**: "Hey, Mike, got a minute?"
**Mike**: "Yeah, what's on your mind, boss?"
**David**: "Look, Mike, your recent slip-ups haven't gone unnoticed. This is your blue slip - a warning shot across the bow. Get it together, or that pink slip won't be far behind."
**Mike**: "I appreciate the heads up, David. I'll make the necessary changes."
**David**: "Mike, can we chat for a moment?"
**Mike**: "Sure, boss, what's up?"
**David**: "Well, Mike, I've been noticing some performance issues lately. So, consider this your blue slip. You're not fired yet, but you've got some work to do."
**Mike**: "Got it, David. I'll step up my game."
Example 2:
**David**: "Hey, Mike, got a minute?"
**Mike**: "Yeah, what's on your mind, boss?"
**David**: "Look, Mike, your recent slip-ups haven't gone unnoticed. This is your blue slip - a warning shot across the bow. Get it together, or that pink slip won't be far behind."
**Mike**: "I appreciate the heads up, David. I'll make the necessary changes."
by Raul Mondessi September 14, 2023