Secret Sleeper

The Secret Sleeper is the extra person or people that stay in your hotel room on vacation, when the hotel believes only two are in the room.
Suzie, you're the Secret Sleeper sneak in through the back staircase to the room...here is a key.
by Hill Storm June 03, 2011
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Secret Jetski

When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.
Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!
by Sgo hills July 22, 2021
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Secret cunt

A person who is extremely nice to you until you get to know them and you realize that they are secretly a cunt.

Everyone thinks they are so awesome and so do you even though you don't want to .
I fell for this girl then I realized that she was a secret cunt .. But no one believes me cause she's so damn secretive about her cuntness .
by pineapplefaith October 02, 2014
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[Secret Service]

A popular term, thought to be initially coined in 2008 at a donut shop in the Maltese village of San Gwann, indicating an incognito or underhanded act. Its ever-evolving versality has contributed to its rapid adoption across the Maltese islands. Both a verb and an adjective.
John met a girl on Tinder. He went on a date with her, without telling his friends. John went on a secret service date.

Sarah was drinking at a bar and wanted to leave to buy brocolli, but was too shy to tell her friends. She snuck away and bought her broccoli. That made her brocolli, secret service brocolli.
by bro colli March 10, 2019
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open-secret

Kaylee:Hey Abdul, wanna know a secret?
Abdul: I know, everybody knows your secret, just except that it’s an open-secret
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Secret Meating

A gathering where people come together to discreetly eat beef jerky.
Sarah hosts secret meatings in the supply closet at her work.
by Margor the Great June 11, 2015
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secret bowser

It's when one male puts one of his hands up another males buttocks and another hand down the males throat and try to lift the person like this
Just gave Oliver a secret bowser today
by The lad9793 April 04, 2017
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