skinny santa

a dealer of drugs, especially cocaine

All that powder! Skinny Santa must be around.

by jim sardone December 12, 2005

mall santa

The Santa at the mall who always has his 3 hos (dressed as elves) by his side.

After the mall closes and all the kids went to bed. The mall santa's elves got a chance to sit on his lap in which he yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.

by Dubiks December 7, 2018

santa fe

cute crossover SUV created for gay people who want to be soccer moms. low cost, and 'curb' appeal keep it desirable for closet homos trying to 'blend in'.

Awe: "Check out my new car"
Thentic: "Ummmm... what it is?"
Awe: "C'mon - it's a Santa Fe!"
Thentic: "Oh, doesn't look like something Tony Soprano would drive - but maybe Vito...did you see it on Queer as Folk?"

by Killa_Cambridge December 1, 2006

Santa Fe

A shitty town in Texas. The inhabitants, who are very similar to The Hills Have Eyes people, enjoy having anal sex with their cousins, going to KKK meetings, having a horrible high school football team, and filming and producing farm animal pornography. Top imporst are dipping tobacco, chewing tobacco, moonshine, and white sheets with scissors. Enter with extreme caution...especially you colored folks.

Wait, when did Tyrone move to Santa Fe?

I dont know, but his Funeral service was last tuesday.

by ChetGunsmoke January 2, 2010

Brown Santa

When one person squats over someone else holding their ass open and shits down their chimney.

John: "Wait why aren't Phil and Kate speaking?"
Dave: "They were having anal sex, when he surprised her with a Brown Santa..."

by HouseMD42 April 30, 2013

santa sack

The act of purposly dumping your girlfriend or boyfriend, right before christmas, so you dont have to buy them presents.

"Hey man what are u getting tammy for christmas?"

"nothin' man, shes getting santa sacked"

by michael dermot January 10, 2007

santa-satan

Has anyone noticed that the letters in santa and satan match........ Also santa wears red....

Guys a fatass is breaking in to my house at the middle of the night FUCK HE IS WEARING RED ALLHAIL santa-satan

by JustFacts November 26, 2014