Nasty Susan

The act of ejaculating onto a toilet seat and having your sexual partner snort it off.

Babe I’m about bust don’t give me a Bent Benny give me a Nasty Susan

by Chad thundercock69 September 23, 2022

Lazy Susan

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident

"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"

"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"

by Devilpup2 February 9, 2019

Susan

A Susan is someone you love

My dad is a Susan

by JeremyHansan October 17, 2022

Crazy Susan

A sex move where a girl rides cowgirl and spins around in a circle

My marriage was struggling and then my wife gave me a crazy susan, now we're renewing our vows...

by Wizard_sleeves August 8, 2025

A susan

When you've drastically underestimated the number of story points on a story.

That story was a susan... I spent 40 hours on a 3 pointer...

by JBotics November 6, 2023

Susan

A slightly loose-headed and lost, but very nice person, with a bright personality, more likely to be a bit of a bookworm

Susan sat in the corner reading a book and working on her friendship bracelet

by dwterth November 26, 2022

Susan

Nasus but backwards

This Susan's KDA was 0/17/5 bffr.

by chuugowonyyxy August 26, 2023