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Seattle Slip and Slide

First have 5 women lay on their backs with their legs outstrectched above them in a v formation then after lubricating ones entire body with KY jelly while naked and semi erect slide across the line of women.
The party was so fierce it had a Seattle slip and slide.
by InsincereApology August 1, 2016
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Seattle Sprinkler

Dude, instead of cumshots I did the seattle sprinkler and she got mad at me. Is it over?
by Xippo June 7, 2024
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Seattle Soda

When a woman (preferably a MILF) squirts, then is bottled up and put into the fridge for someone to drink at a later date.
"Hey is this water in your fridge?" "Nah that's a Seattle Soda, from my dinner date last week."
by jussMicah January 1, 2024
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Flight to Seattle

The sexual act of "going down" on a woman.
Just got off my Flight to Boston and now my lady is insisting that I take a Flight to Seattle. I just got off the plane and already have jet lag, can't this wait till the morning?!
by avah12 November 23, 2015
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Seattle Salt

The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.
Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"

Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."
by BsAlchemy January 12, 2020
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Seattle surrender

When a driver in the greater Seattle area stops in an inappropriate place, such as a road, intersection, or highway, when traffic is not stopped or the situation does not call for a stop, with zero regard for flow of traffic. It impedes the flow of traffic at best, and causes accidents at worst.
Some idiot did a Seattle surrender in a middle lane on I5 and caused a crash.
by Slaughterdog (2nd definition) December 14, 2023
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Seattle Sound Check

He is either going to get by or he is going to see the big concert in the sky. Right after his Seattle Sound Check.
by Xero Danger February 22, 2025
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