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Ryan

by Batch of cakes November 20, 2019
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Ryan

Stupid, ugly, nazi lookin, pervert weirdo, who if u know him u will want to block and unfriend him on every spource of communication and if u do he will cry. So he can’t talk to u, and is also most likely gay but hates gay people. Also has the micro penis disease
Man 1: oh great it’s ryan, I blocked him and he cried.
Man 2: oh no he’s coming over
Man 3: and he is gay
Ryan: hey guys
Girl: go away to gay perv
(Ryan runs away crying
by Barockrocks December 1, 2018
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Ryan

Ryan, a guy who loves a baby mama, his addiction is tittys and needs the milk in his coffee every morning.
A single Ryan is always on the lookout for young mums in cars with a baby seat in the back.
Ryan needs to see the baby seat strapped in the back
by Ispeakthetuth12345 February 2, 2022
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Ryan

A pussy-ass bitch that will bend over Amy and ram her long and hard till she screams for her daddy
E.g Ryan : “who’s you’re Daddy bitch?”
Amy : “you are senpai!”
by Retarded_cats June 15, 2018
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Ryan

This kid is probably gay but he won't admit it. Gaby likes him but doesn't want anyone to know it. He used to be fat but starved himself and is now skinny. He dated Elle for some reason, don't know why.
Ryan likes boys.
by Chris__420 March 1, 2019
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Ryan

Oh Ryan, yeah he’s a god.
by It’smeryan December 9, 2019
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Ryan

Ryan is the guy who you will fall in love with instantly. Once you know him, you will want to have a deep connection with him, and even though he probably isn't into you, he is still your best friend. He is the person that you think of at night. He will always be there for you, no matter what happens. He has a dark past, but he doesn't let that change who he is. He will actually listen to you. You will want to share all your secrets with him, and have him by your side forever. Ryan will change your life, even if you know him for a short time. You will always remember him.
Person 1: have you met Ryan? He's the nicest guy ever.
Person 2: he's kinda mysterious, but I totally agree with you.
Person 1: omg he's coming over!!! Be cool.
Ryan: hey guys, how's it going?
Person 1 & 2: *mumbles slightly then has to walk away because if the amazingness of Ryan*
Ryan: ok then... See you later!
Person 2: he totally gives off the best vibes ever. He makes me feel like I actually have a chance in this world.
Person 1: yup.
by IntrovertedMoon May 31, 2019
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