Once there was a boy named Dave. Dave loved roads. He loved to take little roadtrips to places. But when he started runescape, his life changed. A LOT. First, he ditched his friends for GODDAM RUNESCAPE!!!!!! Dave's friends were nice and fun-loving. Dave threw away his SOCIAL LIFE!!! But, that's not the worst part!!! Here it is...
His parents were planning a huge roadtrip across the WHOLE ENTIRE US. California, Florida, Texas, Maine, Arizona. Grand Canyon, Statue of Liberty, Golden Gate Bridge, Disney world... you name it, they're going there. But even with the prospect of a continental roadtrip, Dave chose Runescape. DAVE DITCHED ROADS, HIS LIFETIME PASSION, FOR FUCKING RUNESCAPE. Dave's life was wiped away. Dave isn't interested in roads anymore. Now, he sits in his mom's basement for 18 hours a day playing that sorry excuse of a game they call runescape. He forgets to wash. He forgets to eat. He forgets to sleep. His grades drop to the low 30s. He develops huge cysts on his face. He has no life. He dies of starvation and thirst. At his computer.
So to all you happy-go-lucky runescapers out there, go get a
life, noobs. Especially you, Zezima.
His parents were planning a huge roadtrip across the WHOLE ENTIRE US. California, Florida, Texas, Maine, Arizona. Grand Canyon, Statue of Liberty, Golden Gate Bridge, Disney world... you name it, they're going there. But even with the prospect of a continental roadtrip, Dave chose Runescape. DAVE DITCHED ROADS, HIS LIFETIME PASSION, FOR FUCKING RUNESCAPE. Dave's life was wiped away. Dave isn't interested in roads anymore. Now, he sits in his mom's basement for 18 hours a day playing that sorry excuse of a game they call runescape. He forgets to wash. He forgets to eat. He forgets to sleep. His grades drop to the low 30s. He develops huge cysts on his face. He has no life. He dies of starvation and thirst. At his computer.
So to all you happy-go-lucky runescapers out there, go get a
life, noobs. Especially you, Zezima.
by kill fagex January 9, 2008
Get the runescape mug.Another insulting name for the popular online Adventure time-and-soul-suck "game" known as Runescape by Jagex ltd.
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Tom: Yes! After eighteen days of clicking I have reached 62 Mining! Now if I spend another nineteen days I can get ANOTHER level!
Bob: */golfclap* grats on merging your ass with your chair while playing Runesuck. You're a real pro now.
Bob: */golfclap* grats on merging your ass with your chair while playing Runesuck. You're a real pro now.
by Drak_Dragon November 21, 2007
Get the runesuck mug.A sad person that plays a very addictive online game called runescape. They are paying for something which is so boring and tedious i cant believe it sometimes.
The people who are "members" are simply putting money into the developers pockets and they think they are having fun clicking polygons for many hours of their lives.
They have been sucked into the game from when they first started as free members and are now brainwashed. They can do nothing but play for many it is their life.
The game itself is very poor in graphics and music and these poor soles that have become stuck and can only hope to be hacked so they can stop playing and see their madness.
The people who are "members" are simply putting money into the developers pockets and they think they are having fun clicking polygons for many hours of their lives.
They have been sucked into the game from when they first started as free members and are now brainwashed. They can do nothing but play for many it is their life.
The game itself is very poor in graphics and music and these poor soles that have become stuck and can only hope to be hacked so they can stop playing and see their madness.
Mum: Come and have your lunch
Runescape Member: Later, im not hungry.
(30 Mins later)
Mum: Eat now or not at all! I will not call u again!
Runescape Member: OK, in 5 mins after this quest.
Mum: OK
(5 hours later)
Runescape Member: Mum im hungry, I just died.
Mum: You haven eaten yet? You are banned from that game
Runescape Member: NOOOOOOOOOO
Runescape Member:*Kills mother* now i can play! No one can stop me!
Runescape Member: Later, im not hungry.
(30 Mins later)
Mum: Eat now or not at all! I will not call u again!
Runescape Member: OK, in 5 mins after this quest.
Mum: OK
(5 hours later)
Runescape Member: Mum im hungry, I just died.
Mum: You haven eaten yet? You are banned from that game
Runescape Member: NOOOOOOOOOO
Runescape Member:*Kills mother* now i can play! No one can stop me!
by Super Noob May 30, 2006
Get the runescape member mug.Simply put : The most addictive and time-wasting thing someone can involve themselves in. If you haven't played NEVER START! If you quit, you'll eventaully be sucked back in.
1: Have you played Runescape?
2: I've racked up 140+ days of game play, Made 200+ accounts, played since 2004, and quit numerous times. Each time I quit I drop all my st00f; and before the GE, I would give it all away.
2: I've racked up 140+ days of game play, Made 200+ accounts, played since 2004, and quit numerous times. Each time I quit I drop all my st00f; and before the GE, I would give it all away.
by Knot317 June 25, 2010
Get the Runescape mug.Runescape is a MMORPG created by JaGeX Ltd. The game offers a player many skills to train such as all forms of combat (magic, ranged, and mele) as well as non-combat skills like mining and runecrafting.
The game has a large amount of players in F2p (free to play) and in P2p (pay to play). The free version is almost like a demo, which gives the player a basic understanding of the game as well as hundreds of items to use. The pay to play version has exponentially larger amounts of items, quests, and skills to train. The Pay to play version costs $5.99 a month.
Many people enjoy the game, but also, many people despise it for it's graphics, repetitive gameplay (Point and click style), and large amounts of younger kids starting off accounts in the F2p version.
Also, the game is described as being HIGHLY addictive. As a current runescape player myself, I suggest Taking large amounts of time off of playing runescape to focus on school work and a social life.
If given the opportunity to socialize with friends or train a Runescape Account, choose the friends, RuneScape Accounts will always be there for you, and are not deleted by JaGeX unless the account has had over approx. 500+ days of no use.
The game has a large amount of players in F2p (free to play) and in P2p (pay to play). The free version is almost like a demo, which gives the player a basic understanding of the game as well as hundreds of items to use. The pay to play version has exponentially larger amounts of items, quests, and skills to train. The Pay to play version costs $5.99 a month.
Many people enjoy the game, but also, many people despise it for it's graphics, repetitive gameplay (Point and click style), and large amounts of younger kids starting off accounts in the F2p version.
Also, the game is described as being HIGHLY addictive. As a current runescape player myself, I suggest Taking large amounts of time off of playing runescape to focus on school work and a social life.
If given the opportunity to socialize with friends or train a Runescape Account, choose the friends, RuneScape Accounts will always be there for you, and are not deleted by JaGeX unless the account has had over approx. 500+ days of no use.
Weekday:
Tim: hey john, wanna play runescape today?
John: No, sorry, I have to do my homework first. Maybe this weekend.
Unhealthy regiment- Weekend:
Tim: Hey, John, wanna go to my 16th birthday tonight?
John: Sorry man, I can't, I've got plans already. (Plans =Playing RuneScape)
Tim: hey john, wanna play runescape today?
John: No, sorry, I have to do my homework first. Maybe this weekend.
Unhealthy regiment- Weekend:
Tim: Hey, John, wanna go to my 16th birthday tonight?
John: Sorry man, I can't, I've got plans already. (Plans =Playing RuneScape)
by T7S Kalma April 17, 2011
Get the Runescape mug.Look guys, seeing all the negative comments, I just gotta say something. Yes, runescape CAN be addictive, but you just gotta limit yourself. I know from experience because I was literally playing nine hours a day. I realized how runescape was taking my life, so I stopped playing for a while. About a year later I reactivated my account. I have to admit, a lot has changed, and don't get me wrong, I love the game, but I limit myself. All it takes is a little self-control. Don't listen to the people who say, "Don't play!" It's YOUR choice not THEIR choice. Personally, I would recommend this game, 9.5 out of 10.
Yes, there is lag, and it is somewhat over-crowded, but the amazingness (I may be making that word up) makes up for it. You can do quests, level up your character, and if you need to get away from the real world every once in a while, just calm yourself, go on runescape, and take your anger out on some goblins.
Yes, leveling up does feel good, but don't get to happy and get addicted. Remember, LIMIT YOURSELF, and don't let runescape take away your life.
Yes, there is lag, and it is somewhat over-crowded, but the amazingness (I may be making that word up) makes up for it. You can do quests, level up your character, and if you need to get away from the real world every once in a while, just calm yourself, go on runescape, and take your anger out on some goblins.
Yes, leveling up does feel good, but don't get to happy and get addicted. Remember, LIMIT YOURSELF, and don't let runescape take away your life.
Example 1:
Friend: Haven't seen you on Runescape in a while.
Guy: Yeah, I knew I had a problem so I deactivated my account.
Example 2:
You: Yes! I just leveled up in Runescape! (Gets addicted)
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If this becomes you, don't wait to act, because the mroe you play, the harder it is to quit.
(For example 3, I will use me.) ((I will make up names to protect the identity of my friends.))
Me: Yes! I just leveled up in Runescape!
My Bro: Hey, Billybob just invited us to the park.
Me: No sorry... I'm working on my combat level, mage, and archery.
My Bro: C'mon you've played eight hours today!
Me: Shut up and let me get back to my game!
My Bro: Fine...
This is what Runescape had done to me. So here was the effect of my RR (Runescape Rehab)
Me: Yes! I just leveled up in Constitution!
My Bro: Hey! Sheila just asked us to go to the park. Wanna go?
Me: Sure! Not like I'm really doing anything anyway. (Logs out of Runescape.) Let's go!
Friend: Haven't seen you on Runescape in a while.
Guy: Yeah, I knew I had a problem so I deactivated my account.
Example 2:
You: Yes! I just leveled up in Runescape! (Gets addicted)
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If this becomes you, don't wait to act, because the mroe you play, the harder it is to quit.
(For example 3, I will use me.) ((I will make up names to protect the identity of my friends.))
Me: Yes! I just leveled up in Runescape!
My Bro: Hey, Billybob just invited us to the park.
Me: No sorry... I'm working on my combat level, mage, and archery.
My Bro: C'mon you've played eight hours today!
Me: Shut up and let me get back to my game!
My Bro: Fine...
This is what Runescape had done to me. So here was the effect of my RR (Runescape Rehab)
Me: Yes! I just leveled up in Constitution!
My Bro: Hey! Sheila just asked us to go to the park. Wanna go?
Me: Sure! Not like I'm really doing anything anyway. (Logs out of Runescape.) Let's go!
by jefferydjb June 12, 2011
Get the runescape mug.A runt that is as dangerous as it is violent. Typically can be spotted by the short stature and scars above their eyes. Nickname mostly given to white men with little man syndrome, but whose actually backed it up. (Negro's please see Monkey Runt). Most Runt Bears also have a calm and friendly side that can be changed at the flip of a dime. Women are typically alarmed the first time they sleep with a Runt Bear, due to the size of their extremely large member. Warning, do not fuck with a Runt Bear.
Slut A: "What a little fucking Runt Bear"
Slut B: "True, but I heard he has a 9" member and is a member of the League of Extraordinary Genitals"
Male friend: "You bitches are sluts"
Slut B: "True, but I heard he has a 9" member and is a member of the League of Extraordinary Genitals"
Male friend: "You bitches are sluts"
by Your Stepdad December 2, 2011
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