barf-ripper

Someone who vomits and then licks their vomit off of someone elses back and then tears that person ass open with their penis.

My uncle was a barf-ripper. He would smell bad when he got home.

by Fluffy Bunny Rape December 18, 2008

Quim-rimmer

Term to describe a lesbian. i.e someone who like rimming quim.

I just discovered my sister's mate is a quim-rimmer. Wonder if she'll let me watch?

by evil_moses May 6, 2010

ghost rimmer

Performing a rim-job on a bum-hole that has a sheet of toilet paper stuck to it from an earlier incident.

Dude my GF has a wiping problem, so I ended up giving her a ghost rimmer.

by Lebrique February 8, 2015

Audra Rimmer

A person who thinks urban dictionary is a reliable source of info on the English language

This nigga Audra Rimmer dumb

by LoanerLad July 2, 2018

Loud Ripper

Put a buttplug in her ass and keep it there for a week straight and make her eat foods that make her fart. After the week, get her to fart and push out the buttplug, causing a loud ripping noise

Person 1: Lets do a Loud ripper
Person 2: Sure

by awsedrftghjkl;likuy November 25, 2021

purple headed pussy ripper

Slang.

An insult that applies to anyone with a bloated ego. It is synonymous with being a oversized penis that walks like a man with a grotesquely swollen purple head ie. the next step up from being just a dick or being a dick head.

Synonymous to:

*A person who exemplifies being a dick to extremes.
*A complete Douche Bag.
*Egotistical.
*Ball breakers.
*A person with a SERIOUS attitude problem.

1)
Preppie: You wish you were me.
Not Preppie: Why would I want to be a purple headed pussy ripper like you?

2)
You gave them a really condescending speech that was out of line. Quit acting like such a purple headed pussy ripper.

3)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is a total Purple Headed Pussy Ripper. Step on his dick and we all will pay.

by Fractious1 February 11, 2018

Jack the Ripper Baby process

This is when you want to have a baby that is made from no love whatsoever. So the baby won’t be so nice. Or loving or kind. Like the perfect soldier for the military or if a girl don’t like soft men. So you basically have your man use a condom while having sex and the tip is cut open prior and only the tip so the cum go inside the girl and the sperm get her pregnant but he don’t feel nothing at all because the condom over his penis and no joy came from making this baby.

Jack the Ripper baby process babies are becoming quite popular for being used in the military and police force and fbi. Hmm. I wonder what kind of baby I am. Wait never mind that.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 30, 2022