Reality Bytes

The act of telling somebody how you truly feel about them on-line because you're too much of a pussy to tell them face to face.

nick says: Even mother Teresa would think you're a cunt
nick says: Bigfoot doesn't even exists but I bet he wants to fuck you over
nick says: Reality Bytes, asshole.

by NWorsley June 17, 2010

Realist

Someone who knows that the SHTF is enevitable although it is unknown when this is going to take place. Realists can often be identified by their gear, it's usually simple yet effective. Examples of realist gear are MRE's, practical firearms, tents, lanterns, Etc.

Liberal Dumbass: Gee Mr. Realist why do you need guns? The government can take care of you. Plus guns are dangerous and only crazies have guns.

Rupert the Realist: Because it's impractical to keep a cop in my pocket and people like you drive me crazy. Now get off my porch before you learn the reality... OF CASTLE DOCTRINE!

by Rupert the Realist May 16, 2010

The reality

The sadness reality is growing up and realizing that you can't have that happy ending in life you wished as little, end dying happily! You might ask then why did God maked a world that bad? No don't blame God, in Ecalesiatés 7:29 "God maked perfect the men but they made it complicated"
Hope now you know how to value people for how they are and to value how life is ❤️

There is no use for it but the definition has happened a lot in this world but yeah... The reality :)

by TheIdiotwashere December 13, 2020

reality

You see reality, is cake. At the bottom there is choclately bread goodness,thats the physical world. Then you have the layer of creamy, icey, tasteyness, and thats the spiritual world. And through out these two layers there are sprinkles, this is energy. Since this energy exists throughout the two levels, it blends them in scrumptous harmony.

Therefore reality can be explained with deserts. In greek mythology it was the ambroisia of the gods, not something bad like the coliflower of the gods.

Why do you think God made deserts so good?!

by lippert n' lippert pastries November 10, 2008

Reality Check

Refering to people who think that their shit doesn't stink... you would insert your finger into their anus and remove your finger and place it below their nostril to remind them their shit in fact does stink.

Tim: I think Gayle is being a real bitch tonight, she says shes too good for Coors.
Freddie: Yeah that skeezer needs a serious reality check son.

by Fast_Freddie October 4, 2008

Realise Fate

A Fucking amazing runescape 20 Defence pure, which is also the term to be fucking legendary in bed.

Sarah was SUCH a realise fate in bed yesterday, god damn she was legendary!

by Bonesaw PK December 24, 2009

Reality Slip

The thus unproven theory by which reality slips into an alternate universe resulting in mass ignorance and denial about observable cause and effect in social, economic and environmental patterns that empirical data clearly shows to be true. Reality Slip has been most observed in rural areas, the American South, and red states, though it can occur anywhere at any time.

Interesting speech Ms. Palin, you looked great, except your reality slip was showing.

by Phil A Buster May 6, 2015