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rapera

A new genre of music combining the centuries-revered tradition of classical music with the coarse, raw beats of rap. Predictably, the two elements of rapera mix about as well as oil and vinegar in a salad dressing: you can shake it up and it sort of seems to work for a second, but when you look at it after any length of time it just falls apart.
Contrary to popular belief, rapera was NOT conceived in July 2009, but at least a whole year earlier, with the composition by artist CWiggz of the full-length work entitled "Rapera" in all its glory.
Example lyric: (sung) "Let's commence the Rapera!"
Example lyric: (sung) "For ten days I traveled/ Out of the Earth/ To the land of the gods/ And found them quite curt./ If we want to save the planet,/ Come let's go/ It's time to plan it."
Example lyric: (spoken) "This boy speaks false!/ (rest)Why should we listen to his/ (rest) bleak waltz!... Whoever raised him fathered a phony!/ I say we burn him/ Watch him fry!"

Example lyric: (sung) "We the gods/ Have come to speak/ To tell you of/ Your future bleak./ We are concerned/ And seek to chat/ We gave you power/ We want it back. (spoken) Listen up! You're sure to fumble!/ Your world will burst in rubble!/ The rocks fall/ This verse is trouble/ Truth-time humans, your curses double!/ Unless you stand and make amends/ Your world shall shake and end!/ Ten moons hence, an earthquake so huge that when all is told/ You'll be swallowed whole!"
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penis raper

when a girl has sex with a man and rides his penis so hard that he refers to it to his friends as rape
haley is such a penis raper in bed!
by the funny guy and his friend August 30, 2009
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READERS

some police funded assholes walking around your town, spying on text messages through electronic reading devices.
you can spot readers by seeing a random guy (or gal) walking around town with a cell phone or handheld device and they stop in the middle of their walk and wave their electronic device in the air like they lost a signal or something----this happens when they are reading a person who is onto them and has the insight to take out their battery.
by gmoneyfunkybrewster March 27, 2010
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baby raper

he whom find enjoyment in having sex with babies.
that baby raper sure loves kids
by crazy honkie August 30, 2006
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Reeper

A really nasty fart the could kill everyone in the room. A deadly fart.
by Deer Man August 24, 2005
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box reader

Someone who falsly represents themself as a technological authority by using trendy buzz-words he or she read on the backs of modem boxes at Wal-Mart.
#hackersHideaway
<BO2KUSR>Man, I really pipeline burst attacked that guy a few minutes ago over my SLIP 300BAUD-T4 connection to his telnet.

<AOLsiPWNM3>Whoa, cool. How did you do that? I heard he had 512 bit IP address encryption with smurf spoof.

<@g0d>STFU yuo fsckin' box readers!
by Zor Prime December 2, 2003
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bar raper

Quasi-DDR Move
The Margarine of DDR Dancers.
The Diet Coke of DDR, only one calorie! Not even even enough!

A person hated by all DDR Dancers.
Garrett is a bar raper and ergo he sucks.
by A. C. Brantley October 21, 2004
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