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Old Fashioned Raping

When you are relatively certain that you did exceedingly well on a college exam that you have not yet obtained the results of.
Andrew: "Hey man, how did you do on that econ exam today?"
Jason: "Man, I raped that test!"
Andrew: "Yeah?"
Jason: "Yep, it was an old fashioned raping."
by Jason and Shaw December 9, 2008
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v-raping

The act of therapudisizing. (See v-rape)
Yo tod, stop v-raping.
by obvi February 27, 2003
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Soul Reading

a Soul Reading is the idea that your soul has its own agenda and purpose. That we are alive on earth as individuals but that our souls also have goals and healing work to do. The souls agenda can be to heal past life Karma, healing wounds from past lives, and living out your purpose on earth.

A Soul Reading checks in on where your soul (and you) are on your path to healing. What are you doing well and what do you need to be focused on.
I received Soul Reading today and now I have more clarity about my purpose in life.
by HealingHelper November 18, 2016
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Very picky about women
Typical George Costanza: Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?
by 🐸phroggy April 26, 2020
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Reading Blanks

When you're really bored or don't want to read what you're reading, so you read the page but dont absorb the information, so you re-read the page over and over.
guy 1: "I had to read 'To Kill a Mockingbird' for school. It was crap."
guy 2: "Yeh same man its so boring I was reading blanks."
by iamaboredchild July 13, 2009
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Reading Rainbow

when you're screwing a girl with the lights are off and a car goes by and the room lights up and your partner is ugly, you jump over the bed toward the door.
Dude, that chick was so ugly i had to pull a quick reading rainbow!
by E Ros December 24, 2008
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Daylight's Raping Time

When the world is forced to move their clocks forward an hour, for a generally unknown reason. Mostly, to piss off people who value sleep and not being at work or school.
"ugh...I gotta turn my alarm clock forward..god damn daylight saving time..."

"I know! it's more like Daylight's raping time, for real, for real."

"word."
by Madaoxsama March 14, 2010
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