explosive queef

When a woman queefs out a man's semen in such a loud splattering manner after intercourse that if one were to hear the event without seeing what had happened, they would surely assume that someone was competing in an explosive diarrhea competition.

"Hey Jennie are you okay? It sounds like you have yourself some diarrhea..."
"It wasn't diarrhea - That was one hell of an explosive queef!"
"Damn, girl! I'm impressed!"

by captainmarshall1 July 12, 2014

Tuna Queef

One of the many scents offered by a womans queef.

A:You smell that?
B:Yeah smells like cod
A:No im pretty sure its a tuna queef.

by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011

Queef Heaving

The Sport of idaho Where a potato is inserted into the vagina and farted (or) Queefed out aiming for a target...

Hey Bri Wanna Play A Round Of Queef Heaving?

by Shaniqua Russet Avenue October 3, 2008

jungle queef

a tropical vaginal fart

That black chick just made a pussy noise.
Yeah dude, that was a jungle queef.

by 8ballstud March 25, 2009

Queef Mist

A fine spray emitted from a woman's wet vagina when she queefs.

I was going down on Amie when she blasted me in the face with her onion scented queef mist.

by GerbilMuncher November 18, 2009

chief queef

the queen of queefs; one who queefs regularly

"Man, do you know Bailey?"
"Oh you mean Chief Queef?"

by ckess2 March 12, 2016

brain queef

what is rejected by the brain after it has been completely and utterly fucked

That physics class gave me a brain queef.

What the hell? That's crazy! I'm going to have a brain queef!

by Uncle Ike May 15, 2009