professionalvannysimp

A beautiful tiktok user with a burning passion for fellow user demigirl.vi. Some noteable achievements this user has achieved: cool cosplays, great cosplays, got matpat pregnant and developed a piss kink because of Vi. (Note: Vi took no contributions in the making of this definition)

Lynn: Vi... I'm madly in love with you, will you please take my hand in marriage?

Vi: Oh Lynn, of course I will! You know I've always loved you!

Lynn: Omg Vi 🥺 but what about matpat? his baby is due soon...

Vi: Fear not my mistress, we shall ditch him and take his baby as her own :)

Lynn: That sounds great Vi 😻 I cant wait to be in your life forever!

Vi: Neither can I, Lynn 😊
Lynn: oh yeah my tt is professionalvannysimp btw. (Had to put this in so it doesn't get taken down for not using it in a sentence.)

Fan fiction by -not Vi

by Not Vi May 28, 2022

Professional Drinker

The Don

Person 1: Do you know any professional drinkers?
Person 2: How dare you even ask that? I can outdrink everyone on the face of the planet. You think DEMPSEY can drink like me? No way.

Person 2 is The Don

by ILoveMrMcIlwain June 2, 2022

Professional Humor

The conception of making textual jokes, absurdity, or (with) comedy intents while reserving formal appearance due to unprofessional-free restrictions, regulations, or limitations.

So humor exists commonly in severely regulated online games and groups.

Hey, would you mind giving me a change of ten?

A person with professional humor: You are not to ask your superiors for anything, hue.

by AAAyes October 29, 2022

professional butthole smacker

Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog

Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker

by Ass man719 August 27, 2022

Professional ranter

A person who rants about something professionally.

The Nerd character from the James Rolfe's AVGN webseries is a good example of a professional ranter

by Ryan900USAYT February 5, 2023

Professionally Obnoxious

This term is used when a person is just obnoxious enough to still be acceptable in a professional environment.

Rick got so much done. He is professionally Obnoxious but remains professionally acceptable. He did get a lot done though.

by Rick-Emperor February 9, 2023

Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023