Pacer

A P.E fitness test where you have to run back and forth to shitty music with a bunch of foul smelling gorillas to a loud ass beeping noise that announces when you advance a number. The fat as hell and out of shape kids are the first to check out until they only leave the athletic kids to all star the rest of it.

Fuck the Pacer

by Ramsy Norris April 28, 2021

Packed Out

Getting jumped, notably by gang members. Primarily used in California or any area influenced by California gang politics.

Are we good in that neighborhood? Im not trying to get packed out at a house party.

by Seven Trees Joob September 28, 2022

Dil-pecker

When you put a strap on dildo on your nose and fuck a girl in the vaginal hole like woody wood pecker

Sorry bruz, but I did the Dil-pecker on your grandma last night.. Hope you don't mind :-/

by The-grub69 April 12, 2011

Wolf-packed

A mind altering situation in which a someone is the focal point of multiple partners orally stimulating virtually every point of their body. Generally, the meal of this will lay on their back, while all other partners turn them into an oral feast. The image to onlookers is similar to a wolf pack after a fresh kill.

Girl 1: "So how did your birthday party go?"
Girl 2: "Oh my god... I got wolf-packed! There was so many mouths on me it was just a blur of tongues and slurping!"

by Sullenmax February 22, 2020

Packard Bell

Packard Bell, not to be confused with Hewlett-Packard, was an electronics company which manufactured PCs of such terrible quality that its products are aptly referred to as "Packaged Hell." Once you purchased one of their machines, you were stuck with a heap of crap after the motherboard or power supply invariably failed (the company insisted on using odd form factors making sure spare parts were impossible to find). Fortunately, the company ceased selling its crash-happy computers in the U.S. in 2000. Unfortunately, the brand continues to plague the European market.

You: hi sir, I'd like to buy a power supply for an A8550 Packard Bell.
Clerk: *blink*
You: uhh...well?
Clerk: may I interest you in a high-powered rifle for the disposal of your machine?

by hgdt43 March 14, 2008

Parker Lewis Can't Lose!

A FANTASTIC show on Fox in the early '90's. Basically an anti-90210. Came on right after the Simpsons so most cable broadcasters did not have Fox yet. It will never be on DVD due to all the music rights from different companies. Sad. If you like the cut scenes from "Scrubs", You will LOVE this show.

"Dude, did you see "Parker Lewis Can't Lose!" last night?"
"No, I don't have Fox yet. I watched 'Eerie, Indiana'."

by Turboplf October 23, 2008

Pecker Jousting

Pecker Jousting is a competition played by two naked men each with an erection. The erect penis is used as a battering ram against the opponent's scrotum and penis. With each opponent facing the other at a distance of 50 feet, they begin running towards one another at a jogging speed and quickly advance to a sprint just before impact of penis's. Hands of opponents are behind they're backs and this is done in a run by jousting fashion just as mounted knights did. The object is to buckle the opponents erection with glancing blows.

Peter came in 5th place and a little short of getting a ribbon at the pecker jousting tournament.

by Willy Geddermoist October 8, 2009