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Flying Phoenix

When having sex near an open window, the guy pour gasoline on the girl and lights her on fire. He then pushes her out the window.
Performing a flying phoenix usually ends in conviction of murder.
by Plazer456 March 11, 2010
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kent phoenix academy

This school known for the stupidity, like people getting caught vaping in the bathroom, Halls always smell like weed, The whole school is drama. And what is up with the security?? Also why are the white girls always smoking signs? Don’t even get me started with the new school joining us. Also some of y’all need to stop stealing from the gas station and the dollar store. I get embarrassed walking in there now.
That ghetto ass school Kent Phoenix academy?
by imadome November 18, 2019
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south Phoenix

A small ghetto being torn down by the wealthy slowly to be closer to mid city and the mountains to the south .
You live in south Phoenix? Omg that’s so dangerous.
by Designbyalexander January 6, 2021
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Hairy Phoenix

When a man with hairy balls and cock gets a second erection.
I thought a was done. But she turn me on so much, I rose again like a hairy Phoenix.
by Mothdust October 21, 2021
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Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease

(Note that this just a joke and is not real so please don't take it seriously)

Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease is a hugely rare disease that makes a person laugh uncontrollably until they physically cannot breath. This usually accures when something funny is said to the person or if the person thinks of something they think is funny. The meaning behind the disease's name is from Joaquin Phoenix, who is famous for playing Joker in the DC film of the same name. In the film, he suffers from a illness very similar to this where he will laugh miniacly without his free will. Side effects of Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease include, laughing uncontrollably, sore throat and lungs, unable to control breathing processes and even death.
Person 1: *says something funny*
Person 2: *starts laughing uncontrollably for several minutes*
Person 1: wow dude are you okay??
Person 2: yeah I'm fine I just have Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease, it happens all the time.
Person 1: Oh okay see you later bro.
Person 2: *continues to laugh and choke cutely in Japanese*
by mysticfr0g December 26, 2021
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the late phoenix

A master of his world, a creator, a god. Sexy as hell, too!
Oh, God, here comes the late phoenix... *faint* There are no examples or words for him!
by The Follower January 14, 2013
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Double Phoenix

A way to break up your sleep cycles by taking a short 3-4 hour nap in the afternoon and one in the early morning. For example, getting home from work, sleeping from 6pm-9pm and then staying up all night and sleeping from 4am to 7am. Compatible with most schedules, the only thing that requires a small change is when you eat dinner.

This meal can typically be had around midnight, creating a 12 hour time span between lunch and dinner, and making night and day schedules congruent.
I'm never tired and always awesome because I rock the Double Phoenix! I work a day job, but I also have 8 hours every night to kick ass and take names because of the double phoenix!
by Tauru$ June 1, 2010
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