50 pennies

50 Cent, Rapper

50 cent is actually 50 Pennies who can't rap.

by damcraphole May 9, 2011

Penny Clanker

A Racist term for most Asians with an unusual name like Chung, Clink, Trung, Bonk, Truc, Dong, and etc. From the unknown method of their parents dropping a penny down the sewers and whatever sound the penny makes will be the parents' newborn child's name.

Nicolas J. Derp : Hey it's Tong! Tong come over here.
Ken Van Dick : Don't call him over. He's a Penny Clanker Fob.
Nicolas J. Derp : That's not nice, we're trying to show a good example.
Ken Van Dick : This is Urban Dictionary, what the fuck do you except?

by Herping Derp April 14, 2014

Penny Book

A book so old or crappy that the used price on Amazon.com is one penny. These are usually old romance novels.

Mike: Hey you heard about that new autobiography from that retarded model?

Joe: No, is it any good?

Mike: Hell, its a crappy penny book.

by Gt Gamer November 17, 2009

penny muncher

A man or woman who dates/married just for money. Basically a gold digger.

"Have you seen Jesse's new girlfriend?"
"Yeah, I think she's a total penny muncher ”

by Ethan_bigsnake March 9, 2015

Mouthful of Pennies

Performing cunnilingus on a female during menstruation.

Yo, homegirl didn't tell me it was a full moon—I got a mouthful of pennies!

by TheTunaEye March 27, 2013

Pennie Vacuum

A Jewish person who suffers from severe Anorexia and near total blindness, due to not being able to see through his massive afro.

God Max is such a Pennie Vacuum! I don't think he can even see the pennies he sucks up! He must have Smell-o-vision.

by LoadedAtUrFace April 25, 2011

Penny dick

Ass penny's stacked into the shape of a huge steaming dick

Ted couldn't find his dildo so he used his ass penny's to build a penny dick in its memory

by montanacunthuffer420 March 7, 2017