Dick Titties

A synonym to the term testicles. This term should only be used for when you want to let your company know you are a linguist as well as a comedic figure as well.

Eddie: Fuck Roy and his big gay sword.
Joe: Dude, don't get your dick titties in a bunch over there

by Vick Dagina April 16, 2019

Whippy Titty

The Art of whipping ones breasts in a circular motion. Not to be confused with tassel twirling, as the nipple is as free as Canada.

So, are you going to incorporate tassels in your burlesque show tonight?

Tassels? Never! The audience is getting all out Whippy Titty!

by Andizzle 4 Shizzle February 25, 2018

Titty-Womp

To slap very hard with a bare palm onto another mans exposed man-boobs

I just Titty-Womped the guy who fucked my sister!

by Fetxch March 15, 2020

ass and titties

-female parts that males just can't get enough of

"hey lemme get some of dat ass and titties"

by ecejkwhnhjldhyue June 17, 2019

Titty Tagging

The event in which you or the driver next to you is attempting to change lanes, but both vehicles either slow down or speed up which makes the lane change unsuccessful.

Both cars are side to side and move up and down, hence, "titty tag".

This asshole was titty tagging me on on freeway 59 last night, which caused me to miss the exit and make me late!

by vonhelsing20 October 29, 2012

Titty Sling

A bra, usually above the cup size of C.

Dayum, her Titty Sling must be huge!

by Ned Farr July 25, 2011

smack titties

When a chick's titties look like a piece of cotton sittin' in a soup spoon.

Damn, bitches smack titties are hit!

by Soy Sauce Jimmy August 4, 2016