Capes

What you answer to the nice person who opened a clickbait article and copied out the relevant part, so you don't have to . Since you don't have to wade through the ads and random pop-ups, you realise this is one of the heroes who don't wear capes (but also, time is money, so you don't type out the full sentence).

"AITA for not blablablabla?"
"Capes! I was wondering what this was about."

by AndyArken August 16, 2025

Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.

"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."

by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018

red cape

a cape one, who enjoys fisting, wears

That's ironic that James is wearing a red cape. I fisted him last night.

by Mark Francois October 13, 2007

Cape Buffalo

Don't EVER get on the wrong side of this animal! It is one of the last things you'll want to do!

Along with the hippo and the rhino, the Cape Buffalo is one of the most aggressive and dangerous herbivores in Africa. Despite weighing as much as a car, an adult Cape Buffalo can charge at speeds of up to 30 mph and is more than capable of dealing an overhead toss to any lion that tries to make a meal out of it.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel October 8, 2022

Lower Cape Truckie

JobTown resides a little farther away from the bridge; but can hang with the saltiest of city jakes

-“Wow!! whos that hero on top of that new ladder truck saving everyone??”

-That’s McShera, aka the “Lower Cape Truckie”

by JobJuiceJunkie December 21, 2022

Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

“I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry Cape May Carver”

by PannyRipper April 18, 2024

mikey capes

better than a henry green

mikey capes is better than henry green

by III MC III December 11, 2011