NASCAR

The sport that uses TWO BALLS! Includes some of the best minds in engineering, and incredibly tough (for the most part) MEN who are willing to risk life and limb to bring people an exciting sport.

"NASCAR is stupid."

"Dude, NASCAR uses TWO balls, smart people, and tough (for the most part) men who know what they are doing.

by Dyllpill March 28, 2009

Nocashvalue

A noun used to refer to someone who is a complete twunt. The word is inspired by an internet user who usually used the username "nocashvalue". He was retarded enough to get this name off a coin that says "NO CASH VALUE" on it.

You know that Tom bloke? He's a complete nocashvalue.

by Anonymous January 4, 2005

Nescafé Handshake

Euphemistically used to replace wanking or a hand job. Imagine holding a cup of Nescafé in your hand. If your imagination can't stretch to Nescafé, Aldi value granules will suffice. Then imagine shaking someone's hand with it. Then see what you've just done in reality. You see.

The whore gave Hugh the old Nescafé Handshake before selling her story to the classy upmarket newspaper 'The Sun'.

by Dr Harry Koch January 21, 2005

Nascar 500

The Nascar 500 is when you take the penis and stick it in the barrel of a fully automatic paintball gun with a 500 round hopper and unload on the penis.

The Nascar 500 can be used as iniation tasks.

by ahdb April 3, 2008

Hella Norcal

A way to indicate that you are from Northern California, but not fake Norcal, like the Bay Area, but real Nor Cal, as in the emerald triangle or above. Also the most effective way to get So Cal people annoyed after they ask where you from. REPRESENT!

"Where are you from? Wanna smoke this blunt?" So Cal guy
"Hella Norcal. I only smoke good weed, not socal shit." Norcal badass

by Norcal3 May 9, 2012

nocaj

Maladriot; clumsy; endangering

Jaywalking is a nocaj way to cross the road

by Keeno June 12, 2005

nonca

No in the ancient language of fitz

Nonca i will not watch charlie and the chocolate factory

by sirfitzalot March 18, 2009