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Noah

that guy must be named Noah because he has a small pee pee
by small pee pee guy November 13, 2019
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Noah

He’s the one screaming My Chemical Romance lyrics while wrestling that one stuck up jock.
NOAH: When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?
by UwUdick March 6, 2019
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Noah

4 letter Word for Loud Orphaned Turtles, Used in Canadian Scrabble (Noun)
The building went up in flames like Noah's hopes and dreams.
by Insert chickens February 21, 2018
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Noah

A bitch that cares about no one but himself
Have you met Noah? If you haven't, don't he he is a selfcentered little brat.
by Hocus Pocus 3055 November 7, 2018
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Noah

Noah is a gay loser that’s literally half the size of me, he smokes weed and is dumb
Person1: hey you know who Noah is?
Person2: yeah he’s tiny and I heard he smokes weed
by BusterTheBettaFish October 23, 2019
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Noah

Noah is a kind hearted boy who is tall smart, likes music, a pervert.
Noah: hello
by Climactic always November 13, 2019
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Noah

He is someone who is a cunt, Will get no where in his life and will never find love, Deserves to die alone.
If you know a know give them shit because all Noah's DESERVE it.
THERE ALL CUNTS Noah's have no love in them
by Bill2819 November 5, 2019
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