Spencer

An emotionally uncommitted, hipster Millennial who loves Socialism. He can have a conversation with you on just about anything, and yet he hides away from emotions because he was hurt in the past. Yet, when he loves you, watch out. You’ll have to fall in love with a man who looks at you with eyes as intense as his.

“Spencer was staring at me, and it felt like he was looking into my soul.”

by Lou0210 August 7, 2022

Pulling a Spencer

An action preformed by That one Teammate (They know who they are) in a battle royal who’s notorious for wandering away from the group, it usually involves The person in question being far enough away from the rest of the squad to where the other members can’t back them up if they come under fire.

Person A: I’m under siege, Help me!
Person B: Why are you all the way over there!?!
Person C: He’s Pulling a Spencer that’s why!

by MayHal November 20, 2021

Levi Spencers slong

a penis so small you need the hubble space telescope to see it

hey guys ive got a hard on

wait i can't see it

Levi Spencers SLONG!!!!!

by rclevi November 29, 2010

Spencer Nix

A spencer nix is a good person. He’s a good friend. He is an example of Christ. He’s going to be an good father. He’s so loving. He’s fun to be around. Spencer nix likes the color purple. And the Vikings. And rod wave. Which is crazy. spencer nix is my best friend and I want to spend the rest of my life with that sweet boy. Three words, and I really really mean it. Spencer nix is the sweetest boy you could ask for. A spencer nix is a friend.

Hello spencer nix

Hello friend

by kanyewestisthegoat December 24, 2024

spencer

has problems with his face and very mean

you are a spencer

by yourrrrrrrrrrrrmommmmmmmmmmm November 8, 2019

Spencer

a person that wants to fuck yoda

Spencer is in love with Star Wars and wants to fuck Yoda.

by avarskriss January 4, 2023

spencer

Spencer is a very attractive person at first sight, but once you know who he really is you see his true self. Spencer will talk to you for like 7 months and make you feel like youre special to him. but then he'll be like "nah bitch im done" and yeet himself outta there. Then he'll be petty and say stuff to your friends behind your back to try and cause drama. but once his hoes realize theyre done with him he'll come crawling back on the first day of summer and try flirting. and then you'll realize youre still madly in love with him even though he fucked you over and broke your heart

"hey spencers kinda cute huh?"
"yeah but hes a real heart breaker"

by eggmaa June 30, 2019