"My employer put Badgers Arse Bog Roll in the Bogs at work and that stuff is so coarse it was like running a cheese-grater over me nick!"
by jayateabug March 01, 2008
Nick has the smallest penis, and cannot cum or jizz.
His nickname is NJ (No Jizz). he is terrible at picking up cunts.
His nickname is NJ (No Jizz). he is terrible at picking up cunts.
by Intencefence. August 13, 2011
1. someone who is fucked up, good for nothing and a disgrace to the people known as man.
2. To nicks is to eat orange while having a heavy make up on the fugly shitty face.
2. To nicks is to eat orange while having a heavy make up on the fugly shitty face.
e.g. 1: hey guys, look! here comes the unwanted nicks.
e.g. 2: everybody in the campus knows that Sohai's favourite past time is to nicks with that group of sluts
e.g. 2: everybody in the campus knows that Sohai's favourite past time is to nicks with that group of sluts
by orange77 May 13, 2008
The biggest idiot ever to walk the earth. Sucks at everything he does and should have a reality check.
by mgoblue17 December 17, 2013
The hottest man to ever walk on this earth. Always connected with the last name Jonas. A sex god, the epitome of perfection. One who has brown perfect curls that match perfectly with his brown eyes. His flawless face makes your heart melt. His style, what ever guy should strive to look like. One who likes marry girls named Natasha. Nicks are also are very kinky, and once their purity ring is gone (after marriage with Natasha) they fuck the shit out of her. They are also very smart and extremely musically talented. An awesome song writer and lyrical genius. He also tends to be very athletic and caring. Is a beast at Life. Nick, the definition on perfection.
by la ksdhga March 21, 2009
A funny ass, attractive youtuber/ dancer that enjoys long walks to the fridge and hours
of Netflix. He is the sweetest person you will meet and enjoys reenacting spring
breakers with his church group. He likes to turn up with Kylie Jenner and puts
on for his city like young jeezy. #tuesdays
of Netflix. He is the sweetest person you will meet and enjoys reenacting spring
breakers with his church group. He likes to turn up with Kylie Jenner and puts
on for his city like young jeezy. #tuesdays
Person 1: Damn you heard about Nick?
Person 2: Oh the funny ass youtuber?
Person 1: Yea man I heard he puts on for his city like young jeezy
Person 2: Damn I need to find me a Nick.
Person 2: Oh the funny ass youtuber?
Person 1: Yea man I heard he puts on for his city like young jeezy
Person 2: Damn I need to find me a Nick.
by Nick'sFanPage February 11, 2014
by BasketballLove August 20, 2011