German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.
Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:
by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021
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German toehog

The act of grabbing somone by the big toe and twisting it violently causing excruciating, unbearable pain.
He made his girlfriend cry by giving her a german toehog
by AH121 April 09, 2015
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German Retriever

Usually occurs within a threesome between 2 (one being a German) men and a women, where guy 1 cums into the woman, and guy 2 (the german male) leans down to lick the cum out of her asshole to spit it back into her mouth.
"Hey man, my girl and I brought my buddy from germany to play the German Retriever."
by Just Jaax July 05, 2021
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German Stickler

When you are hitting her from behind then all of the sudden yell in a strong german accent "INTO ZE POOP SHOOT!" and stick it in her asshole.
Dude 1: Yo is your girl still mad at you?
Dude 2:Yea she wont let me fuck her anymore
Dude 1: You really shouldnt of tried the German Stickler
by SlightlyTilted88 December 19, 2019
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German Schmear

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.
"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."
by German Schmear April 21, 2022
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German crawler

Where can I take a German crawler.
by Deutsche March 06, 2017
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German Afternoon

A spontaneous afternoon spent in a bar drinking that occurs instead of the errands/chores that were originally planned
Larry ran into a buddy while at the hardware store buying lawn fertilizer that he wanted to spread after lunch. They popped into the pub for a quick beer and ended up having a German Afternoon. He had to finish the lawn the next day.
by BrownsvilleBob October 22, 2016
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