mudhammer

The penis of a straight guy who prefers to fuck unkempt butts.

"Last night I gave the wife the ol' mudhammer."

"That stupid whore can suck my mudhammer."

by Squeaked Moose October 18, 2011

mohammed ali

Sexy Libyan beast Gets to much ass🍑. The dripeist nigga out there and that’s a fact. Chilliest and funniest too. Doesn’t fuck with love cause it’s BS. But will still fuck ur mom and ur grandma.

mohammed ali is a beast

by Sexy Libyan October 21, 2019

muhammad zahoor

names of faggots that run on their daddy's money

that kid is such a muhammad zahoor

by fff12 May 6, 2020

mahamid

A dick that talks and shoots people.

My mahamid was totally out of control yesterday. It shot my girlfriend.

by fancypants23453 April 16, 2009

Mohamedinho

is a an amazing soccer player in Canada but not very well known

look at the move Mohamedinho did !!

by Cristiano September 1, 2008

MuHAhaZ!!

MuHAhaZ is the internet standard for an evil laugh. There is no rule as to how many times "HAha" can apply just that it must end in a 'silent Z' that must be preceded by a lowercase 'ha'.

Joe types, "I want to find your pink jellybean, MuHAhaHAhaHAhaZ!!" or "Your tongue is not likely to be long enough for that Joe, ... MuHAhaZ!!"

by [br0ken] June 28, 2011

muhahahaha

a teacher named Stinne prefers this type of devilish laugh

I will muhahahaha

by Spasserfun December 6, 2016