Merlmonkey

A small shriveled lump of skin commonly found around the rectum.

Wow guys when Sarah bends over you can see her Merlmonkey.

by Jebberly November 28, 2011

memmanip

To manipulate everybody's memory of an event by telling your own skewed version of the story over and over until you are remembered being a hero and doing something amazing that warrants people retelling the story for years to come

Instead of taking responsibility for his evil ways, he would memmanip all his stories till everyone forgot the truth and remembered him being a hero and saving the day.

by shadowwhisperer July 14, 2014

Mermaid

A girl with the top part of a human, and the bottom of a fish.

The beautiful mermaid swam in the ocean with the graceful dolphins.

by Mermaid_of_the_ocean🐚🐬🐳💦 May 20, 2015

Merm

A Merm is a person who is, well, deliberately Mermy, unkempt, unshowered, refuses to be clean in any way, this can include how their homes are kept i. e. "Their house is the creme de la creme of MermVille, there's also Mermosia which is the whole of the people living like slobs (somehow they always find and migrate to each other) so the collective is known as Mermosia, then, there's just adding a couplefew (which is another one I'll share soon) letters and voila! You now have merms, mermy, mermtastic, it has loads of possibilities

Origin is when two best friends were smoking and the word: "Yes" through time and other words eventually morphed into Merm, completely away from Yes and it's meaning, it was even at one point: "Memps," that lead to the solidified use and term of Merm that even my parents use, it fits well with a "Travis" but that's for another time as well

Man, Adam thinks he's all that, but he's just a glorified Merm! When was the last time that guy saw soap and water, let alone a toothbrush?! He's definitely in the running for Mayor of MermVille"
(Adam just popped in my head, if you want to remove it and just use "he" it's groovacious

by NytoPhiliacPluvioPhile September 14, 2015

mereman hair

When a men dyes his hair and or beard in brigth colors like blue, green, pink or purple.

- hey look at that dude blue beard.
- he got the mereman hair.

by LordTrevy November 23, 2015

Mermaid drugs

Mermaid drugs are when a woman is giving you oral under water in exchange for drugs. Also called Mermaid Blowjob only difference is they're doing it for the soul purpose of drugs.

Did you see that chic, she's desperate for mermaid drugs.

by Han Don't youknow March 5, 2016

Merminder

A sad reminder.

This is a merminder that you have an appointment for a root canal after work.

by thenahas0527 March 25, 2016