Someone who calls you a hoe every single day and ignores ur messages 90% of the time. She is a hoe and a stinky poopoo with a cute dog called brownie. Brownie is the cutest in the world and he doesn't not listen to melissa.
Person 1: Did you ever get a reply from the stinky poopoo melissa?
Person 2: No, she ignores 90% of everyone's dms to her :(((
Person 2: No, she ignores 90% of everyone's dms to her :(((
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by Nashmia Wahid-Allen January 14, 2021
Get the Melissa mug.melissa balkissoon is one of the greatest friends a person could ask for she is understandable, pretty, nice, and fun to hang around. She also happens to give great advice. She's not always sweet though so don't mess with her because she will fuck you up! She also happens to be best friends with Omeisha Mohan.
person a: hey i need advice on something can u help me?
person b: sorry no i can't but Melissa Balkissoon can! She gives the best advice.
person a: really?
person b" yup, she also happens to be easy to talk to so go talk to her.
person b: sorry no i can't but Melissa Balkissoon can! She gives the best advice.
person a: really?
person b" yup, she also happens to be easy to talk to so go talk to her.
by Omeisha January 20, 2021
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by SwedishJalapeno March 18, 2021
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melissa aka mel is the best person to ever exist and she is better than u she’s literally so perfect and amazing and beautiful and cute (NOT FRUITY!!!) but ya shes literally so perfect and better than u
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person one: is that Melissa
person two: yeah she's a great friend of mine and you should get to know I think you two would get along
person one: but she seems so scary
person two: yeah she's a great friend of mine and you should get to know I think you two would get along
person one: but she seems so scary
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