Max

A really nerdy douche bag that has a small penis.

Girl: Ew, who's that fag?

Me: Idk, but by the looks of his pants, he must have a really small penis.

Girl: Hmm; I think his name is Max, I heard he was a total nerd.

Me: Ew, nerds.

Girl: Haha :D

by Piggy-Ann April 28, 2009

Max

Max, a totally random, super guy! bloody awsome friend.. aspecially to his "guy mates" if you get where im going....

usually described as a super gay awsomely random friend

melissa; OMG ily, ur such a max! lol

by LemonMayo April 22, 2009

Max

Usually a pussy ass faggot and a pussy licking cunt. His family tried to disown him in court and he is the ugliest fucking dick in the world. Also he loves eating guys assholes out.

Max is a pussy ass bitch.

by Todd Gay the 3rd June 8, 2018

max

known for having a small penis. (vape mclildick)

did you see max jacking and vaping in da batroom

by dickdickmcdicklick February 14, 2018

Max

A guy that sits next to his Xbox all day and has no friends and sets plans to kill himself

And easily mad and has no insults but simple ones

Kid: Max your a idiot

max: shut up poop head

by Big 7 octopus April 6, 2017

max

A retarded white guy from the Midwest

dont be a max

by max1221 June 4, 2018

max

Virgins who act like they fuck bitches but don’t. They can’t take anything seriously often to make up for their extreme depression. They suck at talking to girls so instead they make gay jokes.

Shut the fuck up Max, literally nobody likes you.

by ihategays41 October 17, 2019