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maple fever

While taking a trip to the sundowner I was stricken with maple fever.
by rosenator November 8, 2015
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maple fever

1. The uncontrollable urge to put maple syrup on everything, including coffee, breakfast cereal and bacon.

2. The feeling one gets when wanting to see the change of the colours of the maple trees in September and October, especially in Ontario and Quebec.

3. A non-Canadian obsessed with all things Canadian, including Kraft Dinner, poutine, hockey, Earls girls, bacon, “free healthcare”, kayaking, Timmy Ho’s, moose and polar bears.

4. A sexual obsession for Canadians felt by non-Canadians. First coined when Butters from South Park starts dating a Canadian girl.
Example 1:

Damn this maple fever! I’ll need to head to the the cabane à sucre (sugar shack) this afternoon to re-stock!

Example 2:
Wife: Honey, I would love to head up to Mont-Tremblant this weekend to see the fall leaves!
Husband: Sounds like you've got the maple fever! Hopefully we leave early enough to beat the traffic – I don’t like dealing with the obnoxious leafers from New York City!

Example 3:
American: I had this wonder trip up to Vancouver this weekend – they have Timbits, poutine, craft beer, mountains and a lovely area called Stanley Park…..
Friend: Buddy – stop with this maple fever nonsense! If you love it up there so much, why don’t you stay up there then?

Example 4:
American: I’m heading to the Calgary Stampede this weekend to see if I can score with a hottie Canadian chick!

Friend: Dude, that’ll be the third time you’ve been in as many years! You gotta find a nice local American girl to wean you off the maple fever!
by Apu de Beaumarchais November 8, 2015
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maple ridge

maple ridge is the most disgusting city in the lower mainland filled jibs and skids. literally the ugliest more dirtiest place in bc.
“hey were can i get some crack”

just go to maple ridge bud”
by maheyj June 4, 2020
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Austin maple

This is a very fun loving person. He is a bis silly and naughty but he is a good friend. He really knows how to bring out the sigma in me and all of his peers. He is great at greening out off pens because he is a stupid cunt.he loves his cat and has sexual intentions with orsen.
Austin maple you daft cunt” says mr faggot
by Pussyjucedrinker420 May 13, 2024
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maple teabag

When you dip your balls in pure maple syrup then place them on her face.
James maple teabags his tinder hoe's
by Mapleteabagger March 1, 2018
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maple fever

Dude do you have maple fever?
by TrizzyB November 11, 2015
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bamboo maple

what you tell the cops you thought you were growing
sorry officer, i swear the packet said bamboo maple, i had no idea!
by anon3143 January 2, 2010
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