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I'm on one

Being on a drug that makes you feel on top of the world. Your mental capacity is greater than normal. You will be psychologically inclined with theories.
I will be traveling around the world so you bet i'm on one.
by Someone Great November 13, 2011
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I'm on both

Being drunk and high at the same time.
Let's go to the club, because I'm on both!
by DianeP April 7, 2017
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I'm on ya

I get it, I understand.

Submitted "You on me" in 2017 and as it caught on, "I'm on ya" is a standard response. Had to make it official!
Dude, do you get what I'm sayin'? Oh yea, I'm on ya!
by Signguy2 July 6, 2018
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I’m on your neck

When somebody is doing questionable things and u have to point them out
My dude u had sex with that thot, I’m on your neck. It also works with head, forehead, chest and mouth.
by Bigdickdon6935 May 14, 2019
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This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song

An awesome song by my fravorite band, System of a Down. Don’t eat the fish. Also hella weird.
Lyrics:
THERES SOMETHING WRONG ME WITH YOU THERES SOMETHIGN WRONG WITH YOU I HOPE YOUR STEPSON DOESN’T EAT THE FISH!!!
SUBA SUBA THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU AND WERE CRYING
Person 1: You heard uh.. This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song

Person 2: Yeah! It’s fucking AWESOME!!
by Suite-Pee April 27, 2021
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I'm on COVID

The universally proffered excuse for failing to show up for work, meet a project deadline or generally suck at meeting the current demands of existence.
Wasn't that work product due 2 weeks ago?
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.
by YAWA January 27, 2022
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fuck it i'm on one

One's realization that regardless of a mistake or altercation, you really just don't give a fuck because you're high or drunk.

Or, a very Zen, chill person at peace with themselves.
Guy (drunk): Girl, you are looking spec...specta...spectaculamor!

Girl: No. Go away.

Guy (still drunk): Shit... Well...Fuck it I'm on one. Great booty! * laughs and walks away*
by Ares Precept March 27, 2015
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